<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:psc="http://podlove.org/simple-chapters" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Ass and Carat Show]]></title><description><![CDATA[Are you looking for a new podcast where you can listen to ridiculous stories, questionable opinions, and pure unadulterated nonsense? Follow the Ass and Carat as they talk about wild stories from their time as EMS partners and discuss current events plus so much more! Stay cheeky and maintain the fuckery!]]></description><link>https://riverside.com</link><generator>Riverside.fm (https://riverside.com)</generator><lastBuildDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2026 03:56:17 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.riverside.com/hosting/2HtOW3OO.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[The Ass and Carat Show]]></author><pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2025 20:01:35 GMT</pubDate><copyright><![CDATA[2025 The Ass and Carat Show]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><ttl>60</ttl><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><category><![CDATA[Comedy Interviews]]></category><itunes:author>The Ass and Carat Show</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Are you looking for a new podcast where you can listen to ridiculous stories, questionable opinions, and pure unadulterated nonsense? Follow the Ass and Carat as they talk about wild stories from their time as EMS partners and discuss current events plus so much more! Stay cheeky and maintain the fuckery!</itunes:summary><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>The Ass and Carat Show</itunes:name><itunes:email>assandcarat@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Comedy"><itunes:category text="Comedy Interviews"/></itunes:category><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/d08f0a47-8b3f-4ba6-976c-db76ece1d340/logos/f048a5f5-4fbe-4f40-8941-c0e4ba57424d.jpeg"/><item><title><![CDATA[French Pterodactyls to Ambulance Poetry ]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join us for a hilarious and wild ride through EMS stories, bizarre calls, and humorous anecdotes. From French pterodactyls to poetry in the ambulance, this episode is packed with unforgettable moments and laughs.</p><p></p><p>Chapters</p><p>00:00 Introduction and Job Updates</p><p>02:49 New Cafeteria and Work Environment</p><p>05:42 Transitioning to New Stations</p><p>08:42 Funny Stories and Anecdotes</p><p>11:24 The French Pterodactyl Incident</p><p>22:44 Navigating Personal Experiences and Humor</p><p>29:29 The Intricacies of Emergency Medical Calls</p><p>35:34 Unexpected Patient Stories and Their Impact</p><p>36:24 Unexpected Call Details</p><p>39:40 A Comedic Encounter with a Patient</p><p>42:23 The Patient's Unique Living Situation</p><p>47:02 A Familiar Face and a Surprising Backstory</p><p>52:10 Poetry in the Ambulance</p><p>55:23 Closing Thoughts and Future Guests</p><p></p><p>Email: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:assandcarat@gmail.com" target="_blank">assandcarat@gmail.com</a></p><p>Instagram and TikTok: theassandcaratshow</p><p>Facebook: @TAACS</p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">da758e79-4c5b-4514-88e3-d35f2e6c7408</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Ass and Carat Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/bd81512b43ab9d965fa6d6209dfe3bba7c2947e36d0c083b0b9e0a0709f2dc63/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJkYTc1OGU3OS00YzViLTQ1MTQtODhlMy1kMzVmMmU2Yzc0MDgiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJkMDhmMGE0Ny04YjNmLTRiYTYtOTc2Yy1kYjc2ZWNlMWQzNDAiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2N2FjZjNhNDJiYjE0NDM5YTQwYjE0OGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjljOTVmMWRlMTQ5NTJmZGFmMDNlZjQ4L3RoZS1hc3MtYW5kLWNhcmF0LXNob3dzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTMtMjlfXzE5LTE5LTI0Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="87481827" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/d08f0a47-8b3f-4ba6-976c-db76ece1d340/episodes/da758e79-4c5b-4514-88e3-d35f2e6c7408/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Join us for a hilarious and wild ride through EMS stories, bizarre calls, and humorous anecdotes. From French pterodactyls to poetry in the ambulance, this episode is packed with unforgettable moments and laughs.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 Introduction and Job Updates&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;02:49 New Cafeteria and Work Environment&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;05:42 Transitioning to New Stations&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;08:42 Funny Stories and Anecdotes&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;11:24 The French Pterodactyl Incident&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;22:44 Navigating Personal Experiences and Humor&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;29:29 The Intricacies of Emergency Medical Calls&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;35:34 Unexpected Patient Stories and Their Impact&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;36:24 Unexpected Call Details&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;39:40 A Comedic Encounter with a Patient&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;42:23 The Patient&apos;s Unique Living Situation&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;47:02 A Familiar Face and a Surprising Backstory&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;52:10 Poetry in the Ambulance&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;55:23 Closing Thoughts and Future Guests&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Email: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:assandcarat@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;assandcarat@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Instagram and TikTok: theassandcaratshow&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Facebook: @TAACS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:00:45</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/d08f0a47-8b3f-4ba6-976c-db76ece1d340/logos/f048a5f5-4fbe-4f40-8941-c0e4ba57424d.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:title>French Pterodactyls to Ambulance Poetry </itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[CPR Induced Consciousness: Not Your Everyday Call]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b>summary</b>In this episode of The Ass And Carat Show, the hosts reunite after a holiday hiatus, sharing their experiences and excitement for the new season. They discuss the challenges of the busy holiday season and the personal events that kept them away from recording. The conversation quickly shifts to their unique experiences in emergency medical services, particularly focusing on a phenomenon known as CPR induced consciousness. The hosts recount their own stories, highlighting the complexities and unexpected outcomes of cardiac arrest situations, including a recent case that sparked discussions about new protocols in their department. The episode blends humor with serious medical insights, showcasing the camaraderie and banter among the hosts as they navigate their professional lives and personal anecdotes.</p><p></p><p>Chapters</p><p>00:00 Welcome Back to Season 2</p><p>05:22 Introducing CPR-Induced Consciousness</p><p>07:21 Sharing Personal Stories</p><p>20:27 The Medical Protocols and Learnings</p><p>30:42 Spirit Animals and Personal Insights</p><p>31:30 What Would You Buy a Lifetime Supply Of?</p><p>32:31 Fighting Over Petty Things</p><p>33:24 Weird Fears and Habits</p><p>34:50 Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse</p><p>36:01 Weird Fears and Bird Encounters</p><p>38:25 The Weirdest Foods We've Tried</p><p>45:26 Useless Skills and Quirky Habits</p><p>46:10 Quirky Skills and Personal Pet Peeves</p><p>47:51 The Small Things That Ruin Our Day</p><p>53:39 A Birthday Emergency: John's Harrowing Call</p><p>01:05:12 The Complexity of CPR-Induced Consciousness</p><p>01:09:20 Reflections on Life and Death in EMS</p><p></p><p>Email: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:assandcarat@gmail.com" target="_blank">assandcarat@gmail.com</a></p><p>Socials: @theassandcaratshow</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">59877379-5ee3-47c3-ac04-bcffa4a48749</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Ass and Carat Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2026 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/19619c786142884b1209704ef96a22ccd780b622c5f537106498490756ed3797/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI1OTg3NzM3OS01ZWUzLTQ3YzMtYWMwNC1iY2ZmYTRhNDg3NDkiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJkMDhmMGE0Ny04YjNmLTRiYTYtOTc2Yy1kYjc2ZWNlMWQzNDAiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2N2FjZjNhNDJiYjE0NDM5YTQwYjE0OGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjk5NmFjOTlkNmQ0Y2E2MDQyNzkwYmY3L3RoZS1hc3MtYW5kLWNhcmF0LXNob3dzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTItMTlfXzctMjQtMjUubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="114858990" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;summary&lt;/b&gt;In this episode of The Ass And Carat Show, the hosts reunite after a holiday hiatus, sharing their experiences and excitement for the new season. They discuss the challenges of the busy holiday season and the personal events that kept them away from recording. The conversation quickly shifts to their unique experiences in emergency medical services, particularly focusing on a phenomenon known as CPR induced consciousness. The hosts recount their own stories, highlighting the complexities and unexpected outcomes of cardiac arrest situations, including a recent case that sparked discussions about new protocols in their department. The episode blends humor with serious medical insights, showcasing the camaraderie and banter among the hosts as they navigate their professional lives and personal anecdotes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 Welcome Back to Season 2&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;05:22 Introducing CPR-Induced Consciousness&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;07:21 Sharing Personal Stories&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;20:27 The Medical Protocols and Learnings&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;30:42 Spirit Animals and Personal Insights&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;31:30 What Would You Buy a Lifetime Supply Of?&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;32:31 Fighting Over Petty Things&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;33:24 Weird Fears and Habits&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;34:50 Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;36:01 Weird Fears and Bird Encounters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;38:25 The Weirdest Foods We&apos;ve Tried&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;45:26 Useless Skills and Quirky Habits&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;46:10 Quirky Skills and Personal Pet Peeves&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;47:51 The Small Things That Ruin Our Day&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;53:39 A Birthday Emergency: John&apos;s Harrowing Call&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;01:05:12 The Complexity of CPR-Induced Consciousness&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;01:09:20 Reflections on Life and Death in EMS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Email: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:assandcarat@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;assandcarat@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Socials: @theassandcaratshow&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:19:46</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/d08f0a47-8b3f-4ba6-976c-db76ece1d340/logos/f048a5f5-4fbe-4f40-8941-c0e4ba57424d.jpeg"/><itunes:season>2</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:title>CPR Induced Consciousness: Not Your Everyday Call</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Realities of EMS]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Summary</p><p>In this engaging conversation, the hosts discuss the realities of working in emergency medical services (EMS) compared to what is taught in school. They share personal experiences from their shifts, emphasizing the importance of teamwork, communication with families, and the challenges of patient interactions. The discussion highlights the need for practical training and the often-overlooked aspects of patient care, including how to handle difficult situations and the emotional toll of the job. The conversation also touches on the importance of self-care and managing stress in the demanding field of EMS. In this engaging conversation, the hosts share personal stories and experiences from their time in emergency services, highlighting the challenges, humor, and lessons learned in high-pressure situations. They discuss the importance of communication, the chaos of emergency calls, and the unique ways they cope with the realities of their jobs. Through storytelling and laughter, they reflect on their journeys and the valuable insights gained along the way.</p><p></p><p>Chapters</p><p>00:00 Introduction and Technical Challenges</p><p>10:07 EMS School vs. Reality</p><p>45:09 The Game of Truth and Lies</p><p>58:48 The First Encounter with Death</p><p>01:04:42 Lessons from the Field: Handling Death in EMS</p><p>01:08:48 Surreal Experiences in Emergency Calls</p><p>01:12:34 The Chaos of a Code Blue</p><p>01:21:09 Reflections on EMS Experiences and Learning</p><p>01:23:18 Closing Thoughts and Future Stories</p><p></p><p>Instagram and TikTok: @theassandcaratshow</p><p>Facebook: @TAACS</p><p>Email: assandcarat@gmail.com</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">315978c0-51ed-4419-adb5-2f3ca46b4d1a</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Ass and Carat Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2025 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/3c73f4b11b25cf8588e90a27da3bf3f66ef9ada9ecd0608c646cd77acfa9b62f/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIzMTU5NzhjMC01MWVkLTQ0MTktYWRiNS0yZjNjYTQ2YjRkMWEiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJkMDhmMGE0Ny04YjNmLTRiYTYtOTc2Yy1kYjc2ZWNlMWQzNDAiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2N2FjZjNhNDJiYjE0NDM5YTQwYjE0OGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjkxYTE2YTM2MGJiY2Q1ZGI5YmQzMTM1L3RoZS1hc3MtYW5kLWNhcmF0LXNob3dzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTExLTE2X18xOS0yMy0zMS5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="62331635" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this engaging conversation, the hosts discuss the realities of working in emergency medical services (EMS) compared to what is taught in school. They share personal experiences from their shifts, emphasizing the importance of teamwork, communication with families, and the challenges of patient interactions. The discussion highlights the need for practical training and the often-overlooked aspects of patient care, including how to handle difficult situations and the emotional toll of the job. The conversation also touches on the importance of self-care and managing stress in the demanding field of EMS. In this engaging conversation, the hosts share personal stories and experiences from their time in emergency services, highlighting the challenges, humor, and lessons learned in high-pressure situations. They discuss the importance of communication, the chaos of emergency calls, and the unique ways they cope with the realities of their jobs. Through storytelling and laughter, they reflect on their journeys and the valuable insights gained along the way.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 Introduction and Technical Challenges&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;10:07 EMS School vs. Reality&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;45:09 The Game of Truth and Lies&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;58:48 The First Encounter with Death&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;01:04:42 Lessons from the Field: Handling Death in EMS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;01:08:48 Surreal Experiences in Emergency Calls&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;01:12:34 The Chaos of a Code Blue&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;01:21:09 Reflections on EMS Experiences and Learning&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;01:23:18 Closing Thoughts and Future Stories&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Instagram and TikTok: @theassandcaratshow&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Facebook: @TAACS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Email: assandcarat@gmail.com&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:28:47</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/d08f0a47-8b3f-4ba6-976c-db76ece1d340/logos/f048a5f5-4fbe-4f40-8941-c0e4ba57424d.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Realities of EMS</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Lessons from the Field: Advice for New Providers]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Summary</p><p>In this engaging conversation, the hosts share their experiences and insights from working in emergency medical services (EMS). They discuss the importance of teamwork, communication, and the challenges faced during shifts, including the need for mental health awareness and the significance of learning from mistakes. The conversation also touches on personal stories, including Halloween celebrations and the humorous yet serious aspects of their work. Overall, the episode provides valuable advice for new providers and emphasizes the importance of camaraderie in the field. In this engaging conversation, the hosts discuss the importance of communication and support in the EMS field, emphasizing the need for advocacy and understanding in patient care. They share personal stories and experiences, highlighting the lessons learned from both successes and mistakes. The conversation transitions into a fun game segment, followed by heartfelt storytelling that underscores the emotional challenges faced by EMS providers. The hosts reflect on the significance of teamwork, humor, and the unique nature of each call, ultimately encouraging listeners to learn from their experiences and support one another in their journeys.</p><p></p><p>Chapters</p><p>00:00 Introduction and Backgrounds</p><p>02:33 Adventures in Emergency Shifts</p><p>05:31 Halloween Stories and Experiences</p><p>08:21 Advice for New Providers</p><p>11:18 Communication and Trust in Partnerships</p><p>14:09 Learning and Adapting in New Environments</p><p>17:04 The Importance of Teamwork and Cohesion</p><p>19:55 Final Thoughts and Advice</p><p>23:58 The Reality of Emergency Medical Services</p><p>28:08 The Importance of Preparedness in EMS</p><p>32:33 Learning from Mistakes in the Field</p><p>37:20 Mental Health in Emergency Services</p><p>37:59 Game Time: Fun and Insights from EMS Experiences</p><p>46:07 Binge-Worthy Shows and Personal Encounters</p><p>47:10 Rookie Mistakes in EMS</p><p>48:38 Rookie Habits That Make You Laugh</p><p>49:38 Food Choices on Shift</p><p>50:06 Essentials in the Ambulance</p><p>51:03 Things Partners Take Without Asking</p><p>51:40 What to Hide from HR</p><p>52:44 Story Time: Lessons Learned</p><p>01:00:17 Frequent Flyers and Patient Care</p><p>01:06:51 Rookie Mistakes and Learning Experiences</p><p></p><p>Instagram and Tiktok: @theassandcaratshow</p><p>Facebook: @TAACS</p><p>Email: assandcarat@gmail.com</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2c0bb7e5-dc4b-4f65-bdc3-7723334644e2</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Ass and Carat Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 10 Nov 2025 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/92a13cddb719b8ee0acaa183b6000fcf799bf82b382f4465f954837fa548192f/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIyYzBiYjdlNS1kYzRiLTRmNjUtYmRjMy03NzIzMzM0NjQ0ZTIiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJkMDhmMGE0Ny04YjNmLTRiYTYtOTc2Yy1kYjc2ZWNlMWQzNDAiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2N2FjZjNhNDJiYjE0NDM5YTQwYjE0OGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjkwODRhYzM5NmJmMTAwOGY3NzY2NjU0L3RoZS1hc3MtYW5kLWNhcmF0LXNob3dzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTExLTNfXzctMjUtNy5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="59449139" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this engaging conversation, the hosts share their experiences and insights from working in emergency medical services (EMS). They discuss the importance of teamwork, communication, and the challenges faced during shifts, including the need for mental health awareness and the significance of learning from mistakes. The conversation also touches on personal stories, including Halloween celebrations and the humorous yet serious aspects of their work. Overall, the episode provides valuable advice for new providers and emphasizes the importance of camaraderie in the field. In this engaging conversation, the hosts discuss the importance of communication and support in the EMS field, emphasizing the need for advocacy and understanding in patient care. They share personal stories and experiences, highlighting the lessons learned from both successes and mistakes. The conversation transitions into a fun game segment, followed by heartfelt storytelling that underscores the emotional challenges faced by EMS providers. The hosts reflect on the significance of teamwork, humor, and the unique nature of each call, ultimately encouraging listeners to learn from their experiences and support one another in their journeys.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 Introduction and Backgrounds&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;02:33 Adventures in Emergency Shifts&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;05:31 Halloween Stories and Experiences&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;08:21 Advice for New Providers&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;11:18 Communication and Trust in Partnerships&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;14:09 Learning and Adapting in New Environments&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;17:04 The Importance of Teamwork and Cohesion&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;19:55 Final Thoughts and Advice&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;23:58 The Reality of Emergency Medical Services&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;28:08 The Importance of Preparedness in EMS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;32:33 Learning from Mistakes in the Field&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;37:20 Mental Health in Emergency Services&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;37:59 Game Time: Fun and Insights from EMS Experiences&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;46:07 Binge-Worthy Shows and Personal Encounters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;47:10 Rookie Mistakes in EMS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;48:38 Rookie Habits That Make You Laugh&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;49:38 Food Choices on Shift&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;50:06 Essentials in the Ambulance&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;51:03 Things Partners Take Without Asking&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;51:40 What to Hide from HR&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;52:44 Story Time: Lessons Learned&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;01:00:17 Frequent Flyers and Patient Care&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;01:06:51 Rookie Mistakes and Learning Experiences&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Instagram and Tiktok: @theassandcaratshow&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Facebook: @TAACS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Email: assandcarat@gmail.com&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:20:44</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/d08f0a47-8b3f-4ba6-976c-db76ece1d340/logos/f048a5f5-4fbe-4f40-8941-c0e4ba57424d.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Lessons from the Field: Advice for New Providers</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Superstitions and the Supernatural]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Summary</p><p>In this episode, the hosts discuss personal updates, including a colic surgery involving a horse, and delve into the superstitions that permeate the EMS community. The conversation transitions into a fun game of 'Never Have I Ever,' where they share their experiences in the EMS field, highlighting the unique challenges and quirks of their profession. In this engaging conversation, the hosts share their experiences in emergency medical services (EMS), discussing the unpredictable nature of patient interactions, the importance of equipment management, and the humorous yet challenging aspects of their work. They highlight the culture of EMS, including food etiquette, the reality of maintaining sterility, and the dark humor that often arises in serious situations. The conversation also touches on superstitions and ghost stories within the EMS community, highlighting the unique experiences that come with the job.</p><p></p><p>Chapters</p><p>00:00 Costco Escapades and Shopping Woes</p><p>02:58 Life Updates and Personal Stories</p><p>05:43 Colic Surgery and Horse Care</p><p>08:32 Beard Talk and Mask Fitting Challenges</p><p>11:23 Superstitions in Emergency Services</p><p>14:13 The Unwritten Rules of EMS</p><p>17:04 Food Superstitions and Patient Interactions</p><p>19:47 The Impact of Full Moons and Fridays</p><p>22:42 Shift Swaps and Work Relationships</p><p>24:21 The Challenges of Shift Changes</p><p>27:18 Superstitions in EMS</p><p>29:03 The Chaos of Calls</p><p>31:33 Never Have I Ever: EMS Edition</p><p>47:14 Lessons from Near Misses</p><p>47:15 The Great Bag Escape</p><p>48:13 Food Theft at the Station</p><p>50:26 The Sterile Debate</p><p>51:44 Hot Mic Mishaps</p><p>55:52 Glove Commitment in Emergencies</p><p>57:22 Restocking Regrets</p><p>01:00:13 Partnering Dilemmas</p><p>01:01:44 Dark Humor in EMS</p><p>01:02:41 Superstitions and Creepy Calls</p><p>01:11:00 Ghost Stories and the Supernatural</p><p></p><p>Instagram and TikTok: @theassandcaratshow</p><p>Facebook: @TAACS</p><p>Email: assandcarat@gmail.com</p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ff7cde69-44e6-459e-8182-2a0e0ae013de</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Ass and Carat Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 03 Nov 2025 09:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/f4e4ccfa59eaa18af773b6d44143bb832282b12063667e78bdeff3b35d3ec45d/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJmZjdjZGU2OS00NGU2LTQ1OWUtODE4Mi0yYTBlMGFlMDEzZGUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJkMDhmMGE0Ny04YjNmLTRiYTYtOTc2Yy1kYjc2ZWNlMWQzNDAiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2N2FjZjNhNDJiYjE0NDM5YTQwYjE0OGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjkwMjYwMGUxZGFhMGEzODQ5MjFmMGM4L3RoZS1hc3MtYW5kLWNhcmF0LXNob3dzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTEwLTI5X18xOS00Mi0yMi5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="57945986" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this episode, the hosts discuss personal updates, including a colic surgery involving a horse, and delve into the superstitions that permeate the EMS community. The conversation transitions into a fun game of &apos;Never Have I Ever,&apos; where they share their experiences in the EMS field, highlighting the unique challenges and quirks of their profession. In this engaging conversation, the hosts share their experiences in emergency medical services (EMS), discussing the unpredictable nature of patient interactions, the importance of equipment management, and the humorous yet challenging aspects of their work. They highlight the culture of EMS, including food etiquette, the reality of maintaining sterility, and the dark humor that often arises in serious situations. The conversation also touches on superstitions and ghost stories within the EMS community, highlighting the unique experiences that come with the job.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 Costco Escapades and Shopping Woes&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;02:58 Life Updates and Personal Stories&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;05:43 Colic Surgery and Horse Care&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;08:32 Beard Talk and Mask Fitting Challenges&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;11:23 Superstitions in Emergency Services&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;14:13 The Unwritten Rules of EMS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;17:04 Food Superstitions and Patient Interactions&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;19:47 The Impact of Full Moons and Fridays&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;22:42 Shift Swaps and Work Relationships&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;24:21 The Challenges of Shift Changes&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;27:18 Superstitions in EMS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;29:03 The Chaos of Calls&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;31:33 Never Have I Ever: EMS Edition&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;47:14 Lessons from Near Misses&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;47:15 The Great Bag Escape&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;48:13 Food Theft at the Station&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;50:26 The Sterile Debate&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;51:44 Hot Mic Mishaps&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;55:52 Glove Commitment in Emergencies&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;57:22 Restocking Regrets&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;01:00:13 Partnering Dilemmas&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;01:01:44 Dark Humor in EMS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;01:02:41 Superstitions and Creepy Calls&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;01:11:00 Ghost Stories and the Supernatural&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Instagram and TikTok: @theassandcaratshow&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Facebook: @TAACS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Email: assandcarat@gmail.com&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:23:07</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/d08f0a47-8b3f-4ba6-976c-db76ece1d340/logos/f048a5f5-4fbe-4f40-8941-c0e4ba57424d.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Superstitions and the Supernatural</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Scene Safety in EMS]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Summary</p><p>In this engaging podcast episode, Bradyn, Kim, and John discuss various aspects of scene safety in emergency medical services (EMS), share humorous anecdotes, and play a fun game of 'Would You Rather.' They emphasize the importance of situational awareness, safety tips for approaching scenes, and the dynamics of working in EMS. The conversation is filled with laughter, personal stories, and valuable insights for first responders. They also recount a harrowing New Year's Eve EMS call involving a dog attack. They discuss the importance of scene safety, especially when dealing with pets, and reflect on the lessons learned from their experiences.</p><p></p><p>Chapters</p><p>00:00 Introduction and Technical Difficulties</p><p>02:56 Scene Safety Tips</p><p>05:48 Word of the Day and Humor in EMS</p><p>08:38 Practical Safety Tips for EMS</p><p>11:09 Situational Awareness and Scene Dynamics</p><p>14:10 Dealing with Unpredictable Situations</p><p>16:33 Planning for Safety in the Field</p><p>19:18 Final Thoughts on Scene Safety</p><p>20:18 Navigating the Challenges of EMS Calls</p><p>22:56 Superstitions and Safety in EMS</p><p>27:31 Would You Rather: EMS Edition</p><p>33:35 The Haunting Tales of EMS</p><p>35:12 Handling Difficult Patients in EMS</p><p>36:00 Debating the Unthinkable</p><p>36:45 Would You Rather: The Fun and the Gross</p><p>41:02 Real-Life EMS Stories: A New Year's Eve Incident</p><p>56:02 Lessons Learned: Scene Safety and Dog Encounters</p><p></p><p>Instagram and TikTok: @theassandcaratshow</p><p>Facebook: @TAACS</p><p>Email: assandcarat@gmail.com</p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ecf29a89-0e72-41aa-97ce-2b47386c68ac</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Ass and Carat Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2025 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/4b36eb7c8de99c868f1cdd886afae8d384f28a07985626b18f9b70fda4f66618/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlY2YyOWE4OS0wZTcyLTQxYWEtOTdjZS0yYjQ3Mzg2YzY4YWMiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJkMDhmMGE0Ny04YjNmLTRiYTYtOTc2Yy1kYjc2ZWNlMWQzNDAiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2N2FjZjNhNDJiYjE0NDM5YTQwYjE0OGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjhmYmYzODgzOWI1YmVkZTllN2NmMTJhL3RoZS1hc3MtYW5kLWNhcmF0LXNob3dzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTEwLTI0X18yMy00NS00NC5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="48352146" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this engaging podcast episode, Bradyn, Kim, and John discuss various aspects of scene safety in emergency medical services (EMS), share humorous anecdotes, and play a fun game of &apos;Would You Rather.&apos; They emphasize the importance of situational awareness, safety tips for approaching scenes, and the dynamics of working in EMS. The conversation is filled with laughter, personal stories, and valuable insights for first responders. They also recount a harrowing New Year&apos;s Eve EMS call involving a dog attack. They discuss the importance of scene safety, especially when dealing with pets, and reflect on the lessons learned from their experiences.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 Introduction and Technical Difficulties&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;02:56 Scene Safety Tips&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;05:48 Word of the Day and Humor in EMS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;08:38 Practical Safety Tips for EMS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;11:09 Situational Awareness and Scene Dynamics&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;14:10 Dealing with Unpredictable Situations&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;16:33 Planning for Safety in the Field&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;19:18 Final Thoughts on Scene Safety&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;20:18 Navigating the Challenges of EMS Calls&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;22:56 Superstitions and Safety in EMS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;27:31 Would You Rather: EMS Edition&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;33:35 The Haunting Tales of EMS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;35:12 Handling Difficult Patients in EMS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;36:00 Debating the Unthinkable&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;36:45 Would You Rather: The Fun and the Gross&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;41:02 Real-Life EMS Stories: A New Year&apos;s Eve Incident&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;56:02 Lessons Learned: Scene Safety and Dog Encounters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Instagram and TikTok: @theassandcaratshow&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Facebook: @TAACS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Email: assandcarat@gmail.com&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>01:06:23</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/d08f0a47-8b3f-4ba6-976c-db76ece1d340/logos/f048a5f5-4fbe-4f40-8941-c0e4ba57424d.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Scene Safety in EMS</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Lighter Side of EMS]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Summary</p><p>In this episode of the Ass and Carrot show, hosts Kimmy and Bradyn welcome guest John to discuss the humorous and serious aspects of being a paramedic. They engage in rapid-fire questions, share funny patient stories, and review a movie that reflects the realities of paramedic life. The conversation highlights the importance of humor in emergency services, the camaraderie formed in high-stress jobs, and the unique experiences that come with working in healthcare.</p><p></p><p>Chapters</p><p>00:00 Introduction and Welcome</p><p>02:56 Guest Introduction and Background</p><p>05:43 Rapid Fire Questions</p><p>24:11 Movie Discussion: Paramedic Life</p><p>28:03 Funny Patient Stories</p><p>43:12 Conclusion and Farewell</p><p></p><p>Instagram and Tiktok: @theassandcaratshow</p><p>Facebook: @TAACS</p><p>Email: assandcarat@gmail.com</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">37b55c15-41b8-4ef9-8229-acbf5ce20614</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Ass and Carat Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2025 17:24:09 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/56946a284f99b8b8cd098c8a7f4473a65e2119c0bab74ad1750edd8bc66f9178/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIzN2I1NWMxNS00MWI4LTRlZjktODIyOS1hY2JmNWNlMjA2MTQiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJkMDhmMGE0Ny04YjNmLTRiYTYtOTc2Yy1kYjc2ZWNlMWQzNDAiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2N2FjZjNhNDJiYjE0NDM5YTQwYjE0OGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjhmNjZlYzdjNTk3NTFjZDExNjNiM2NlL3RoZS1hc3MtYW5kLWNhcmF0LXNob3dzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTEwLTIwX18xOS0xNy01OS5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="35343401" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this episode of the Ass and Carrot show, hosts Kimmy and Bradyn welcome guest John to discuss the humorous and serious aspects of being a paramedic. They engage in rapid-fire questions, share funny patient stories, and review a movie that reflects the realities of paramedic life. The conversation highlights the importance of humor in emergency services, the camaraderie formed in high-stress jobs, and the unique experiences that come with working in healthcare.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 Introduction and Welcome&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;02:56 Guest Introduction and Background&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;05:43 Rapid Fire Questions&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;24:11 Movie Discussion: Paramedic Life&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;28:03 Funny Patient Stories&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;43:12 Conclusion and Farewell&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Instagram and Tiktok: @theassandcaratshow&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Facebook: @TAACS&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Email: assandcarat@gmail.com&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:48:56</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/d08f0a47-8b3f-4ba6-976c-db76ece1d340/logos/f048a5f5-4fbe-4f40-8941-c0e4ba57424d.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:title>The Lighter Side of EMS</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[From Guilty Pleasures to Drowsy Dolls: A Wild Ride]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Summary</p><p>In this episode of The Ass and Carat Show, hosts Bradyn and Kimmy share exciting updates about their new venture, The Outpost, an Airbnb project. They dive into the fun topic of guilty pleasures, discussing various responses from interviews with random people. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they recount a wild call involving a woman and her doll, Drowsy Doll, leading to memorable moments and insights about their paramedic experiences. The episode wraps up with plans for future discussions, including true crime cases.</p><p></p><p>Chapters</p><p>00:00 New Beginnings: Real Estate Ventures</p><p>03:23 Fishing Adventures: The Thrill of the Catch</p><p>06:26 Job Changes and Political Meetings</p><p>09:24 Guilty Pleasures: A Fun Exploration</p><p>12:20 Binge-Watching and Comfort Foods</p><p>15:09 The Quirks of Daily Life</p><p>18:06 Judging Guilty Pleasures</p><p>21:11 Cringe-Worthy Confessions</p><p>23:00 Guilty Pleasures in Everyday Life</p><p>25:21 The Joy of Coffee Culture</p><p>28:41 Social Norms and Food Etiquette</p><p>30:32 Nostalgic Activities and Hobbies</p><p>34:11 Unforgettable Ambulance Call Stories</p><p>43:41 Reflections on Unique Experiences</p><p>47:10 Introduction to the Ask and Carrot Show</p><p>47:17 Engagement with the Audience</p><p></p><p>Email: <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="mailto:assandcarat@gmail.com" target="_blank">assandcarat@gmail.com</a></p><p>Instagram: @theassandcaratshow</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e2c8172a-9462-4f23-a4fe-f2a45f48d539</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Ass and Carat Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 06 Oct 2025 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/5000b682def915e0dd946b8aed00d4f8b30d257535acf3e9109ad36399320fde/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlMmM4MTcyYS05NDYyLTRmMjMtYTRmZS1mMmE0NWY0OGQ1MzkiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJkMDhmMGE0Ny04YjNmLTRiYTYtOTc2Yy1kYjc2ZWNlMWQzNDAiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2N2FjZjNhNDJiYjE0NDM5YTQwYjE0OGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjg5ZmExODcyMGMwMTAwM2Y2NmIxNjNjL3RoZS1hc3MtYW5kLWNhcmF0LXNob3dzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTgtMTVfXzIzLTctMTkubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="37033933" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this episode of The Ass and Carat Show, hosts Bradyn and Kimmy share exciting updates about their new venture, The Outpost, an Airbnb project. They dive into the fun topic of guilty pleasures, discussing various responses from interviews with random people. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they recount a wild call involving a woman and her doll, Drowsy Doll, leading to memorable moments and insights about their paramedic experiences. The episode wraps up with plans for future discussions, including true crime cases.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 New Beginnings: Real Estate Ventures&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;03:23 Fishing Adventures: The Thrill of the Catch&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;06:26 Job Changes and Political Meetings&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;09:24 Guilty Pleasures: A Fun Exploration&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;12:20 Binge-Watching and Comfort Foods&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;15:09 The Quirks of Daily Life&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;18:06 Judging Guilty Pleasures&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;21:11 Cringe-Worthy Confessions&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;23:00 Guilty Pleasures in Everyday Life&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;25:21 The Joy of Coffee Culture&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;28:41 Social Norms and Food Etiquette&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;30:32 Nostalgic Activities and Hobbies&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;34:11 Unforgettable Ambulance Call Stories&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;43:41 Reflections on Unique Experiences&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;47:10 Introduction to the Ask and Carrot Show&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;47:17 Engagement with the Audience&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Email: &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;mailto:assandcarat@gmail.com&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;assandcarat@gmail.com&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Instagram: @theassandcaratshow&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:47:24</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/d08f0a47-8b3f-4ba6-976c-db76ece1d340/logos/f048a5f5-4fbe-4f40-8941-c0e4ba57424d.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:title>From Guilty Pleasures to Drowsy Dolls: A Wild Ride</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[The Ass and Carat Show: The Journey Begins]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Summary</p><p>In this episode of the Ass and Carat Show, hosts Bradyn and Kim share their experiences as EMS partners, recounting humorous and unexpected stories from their time in the field. They discuss their dynamic partnership, the challenges they faced, and the laughter that ensued during their calls. The highlight of the episode is a memorable incident involving a call to an outhouse, which takes a surprising turn. The hosts also tease future episodes and invite listeners to share their own stories.</p><p></p><p>Chapters</p><p>00:00 Introduction to the Ass and Carat Show</p><p>03:01 The Dynamic Duo: Bradyn and Kim's Partnership</p><p>05:42 The First Story: A Call Gone Wrong</p><p>08:39 The Outhouse Incident: A Twist of Fate</p><p>11:37 The Aftermath: Confusion and Laughter</p><p>14:35 Lessons Learned: Dispatch and Reality</p><p>17:24 Looking Ahead: Future Stories and Topics</p><p>20:25 Guilty Pleasures: Teasing the Next Episode</p><p></p><p>Email: assandcarat@gmail.com</p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">eb03bae8-7d42-4acb-bfa3-804a8dbc987b</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[The Ass and Carat Show]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2025 08:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/d75b0a84d2e9bb1be96060aee5dcb7a07f767b81aa4ed2b4e41120525fa451dd/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlYjAzYmFlOC03ZDQyLTRhY2ItYmZhMy04MDRhOGRiYzk4N2IiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJkMDhmMGE0Ny04YjNmLTRiYTYtOTc2Yy1kYjc2ZWNlMWQzNDAiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2N2FjZjNhNDJiYjE0NDM5YTQwYjE0OGIiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjg5M2NkNDE1MjgwZWUwNWJmNmM0NGRmL3RoZS1hc3MtYW5kLWNhcmF0LXNob3dzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI1LTgtNl9fMjMtNDYtNDEubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="23542957" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Summary&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this episode of the Ass and Carat Show, hosts Bradyn and Kim share their experiences as EMS partners, recounting humorous and unexpected stories from their time in the field. They discuss their dynamic partnership, the challenges they faced, and the laughter that ensued during their calls. The highlight of the episode is a memorable incident involving a call to an outhouse, which takes a surprising turn. The hosts also tease future episodes and invite listeners to share their own stories.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 Introduction to the Ass and Carat Show&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;03:01 The Dynamic Duo: Bradyn and Kim&apos;s Partnership&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;05:42 The First Story: A Call Gone Wrong&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;08:39 The Outhouse Incident: A Twist of Fate&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;11:37 The Aftermath: Confusion and Laughter&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;14:35 Lessons Learned: Dispatch and Reality&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;17:24 Looking Ahead: Future Stories and Topics&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;20:25 Guilty Pleasures: Teasing the Next Episode&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Email: assandcarat@gmail.com&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:29:30</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/d08f0a47-8b3f-4ba6-976c-db76ece1d340/logos/f048a5f5-4fbe-4f40-8941-c0e4ba57424d.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:title>The Ass and Carat Show: The Journey Begins</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>