<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:psc="http://podlove.org/simple-chapters" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Our$2 Take it or Leave it...]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Three everyday working women getting together to discuss the happenings of our lives.</p>]]></description><link>https://riverside.com</link><generator>Riverside.fm (https://riverside.com)</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 23:43:16 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.riverside.com/hosting/4BzDr5HW.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[Jenny]]></author><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2026 17:26:53 GMT</pubDate><copyright><![CDATA[2026 Jenny]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><ttl>60</ttl><category><![CDATA[Relationships]]></category><itunes:author>Jenny</itunes:author><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Three everyday working women getting together to discuss the happenings of our lives.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Jenny</itunes:name><itunes:email>jenstew30@icloud.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"><itunes:category text="Relationships"/></itunes:category><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/logos/d58f6b4b-4d89-4320-93fb-cab8a9704690.jpeg"/><item><title><![CDATA[Season 1  Finale]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Clock out and pull up a chair! For our season finale, Carly and Jenny are bringing you the ultimate lunch break discussion. We're talking personal life, the magic or for one of us… no magic …of squishies, a little bit of politics, and the eternal battle of who’s in charge of making plans. Listen to the full episode!!! Catch ya in the fall</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">37c87b23-2609-4c59-901f-78ee7a71350e</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/c9868a4cb53f0411e3cb23e087ce603755d90ceb492c57781c3494943ac5cea9/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIzN2M4N2IyMy0yNjA5LTRjNTktOTAxZi03OGVlN2E3MTM1MGUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJlYTEyNDliYi0xYjBhLTQ1YWUtYjMzYy1hYWM2MGFiNWNlMDciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWE4ZWI5OTgzOTA0OGQ3ZjZhMDNiOGMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmEwZmJlYTE1NTFiYWRmYWE0MzcxNThmL2plbm55cy1zdHVkaW8tVzlRVEktY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi01LTIyX180LTI1LTM3Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="57193682" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/episodes/37c87b23-2609-4c59-901f-78ee7a71350e/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Clock out and pull up a chair! For our season finale, Carly and Jenny are bringing you the ultimate lunch break discussion. We&apos;re talking personal life, the magic or for one of us… no magic …of squishies, a little bit of politics, and the eternal battle of who’s in charge of making plans. Listen to the full episode!!! Catch ya in the fall&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:29:47</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/logos/d58f6b4b-4d89-4320-93fb-cab8a9704690.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:title>Season 1  Finale</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[ Mother's Day, Clark, & Wallen]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to <i>The Double Standard</i>, where we dive into the loudest, most polarizing conversations of the week. In this episode, we unpack the massive internet divide following Caitlin Clark's surprise walkout at Morgan Wallen’s Indianapolis concert, exploring the backlash, the debates over her public image, and the deeper cultural roots of the controversy.</p><p>Plus, we sit down to discuss the realities of Mother's Day—moving past the Hallmark cards to explore the beauty, the exhaustion, and the societal pressures modern moms face today.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">a4885733-3183-4b76-b9c8-2691fef76fc4</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 15 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/caeac51f35630bf2a54df85f72326411af3e7f3a12ca95a04014276604420633/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJhNDg4NTczMy0zMTgzLTRiNzYtYjljOC0yNjkxZmVmNzZmYzQiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJlYTEyNDliYi0xYjBhLTQ1YWUtYjMzYy1hYWM2MGFiNWNlMDciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWE4ZWI5OTgzOTA0OGQ3ZjZhMDNiOGMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmEwNjczMGNkNTg3NTEwY2M3NjI4ZmNhL2plbm55cy1zdHVkaW8tVzlRVEktY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi01LTE1X18zLTEyLTQ0Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="51341418" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/episodes/a4885733-3183-4b76-b9c8-2691fef76fc4/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Welcome to &lt;i&gt;The Double Standard&lt;/i&gt;, where we dive into the loudest, most polarizing conversations of the week. In this episode, we unpack the massive internet divide following Caitlin Clark&apos;s surprise walkout at Morgan Wallen’s Indianapolis concert, exploring the backlash, the debates over her public image, and the deeper cultural roots of the controversy.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Plus, we sit down to discuss the realities of Mother&apos;s Day—moving past the Hallmark cards to explore the beauty, the exhaustion, and the societal pressures modern moms face today.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:26:44</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/logos/d58f6b4b-4d89-4320-93fb-cab8a9704690.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:title> Mother&apos;s Day, Clark, &amp; Wallen</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Motherhood and Misbehavior]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Get ready to feel better about your own life. <i>Motherhood &amp; Misbehavior</i> is the weekly hangout where we discuss the chaotic, hilarious, and downright embarrassing sides of being a woman/mother. We’re covering everything from "I can't believe that happened" mom memories and chaotic sex toy parties to deodorant mishaps that about ruined the day.</p><p>Take a dive into the fashion hits and misses of the <a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.google.com/search?q=Met+Gala&amp;rlz=1C1HKFL_enUS1205&amp;oq=podcast+description+for+discussions+on+funny+mom+memories%2C+sex+toy+parties%2C+deodorant+mishaps+and+met+gala.++Of+course+our+every+week+favs+carly%27s+love+it+or+leave+it+and+what+can+we+pull+out+of+our+ass+this+week%3F&amp;gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCjYxNjUxajBqMTWoAgiwAgHxBW0sV2VqZ8JF&amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;mstk=AUtExfAtjeGAjIeB7lFymVrn27639IqXthJGgjoBDj_7VjwqL22Cb1tmwrOgyaJwQQBjc3UcB8CJXXT6NrNztyLtd9sU-xpCQxQfqH_2cPgWLqfoqgVSIKUJY-j0rT8_fFgGn_ZgbWHkYgFNvnVZF8UXUNq20lqJlCoF5QKIahm4X0ZERQwff92Dc9lBSdcDAR6F7gKBBSLihfALOF6dES4BhMYVWD_Qbw5hfS_Iywt08X7bHJHv4k95mJqAhIdJhe9pljle6cSIbwPEolCxSOjrkHqHqtlx6Xe-5M9w6xlR95Qerw&amp;csui=3&amp;ved=2ahUKEwiFw_-a0KiUAxUtiysGHWDaDdMQgK4QegQIBRAC" target="_blank">Met Gala</a>, get ruthlessly honest with Carly’s "<a rel="noopener noreferrer nofollow" href="https://www.google.com/search?q=Love+It+or+Leave+It&amp;rlz=1C1HKFL_enUS1205&amp;oq=podcast+description+for+discussions+on+funny+mom+memories%2C+sex+toy+parties%2C+deodorant+mishaps+and+met+gala.++Of+course+our+every+week+favs+carly%27s+love+it+or+leave+it+and+what+can+we+pull+out+of+our+ass+this+week%3F&amp;gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCjYxNjUxajBqMTWoAgiwAgHxBW0sV2VqZ8JF&amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;mstk=AUtExfAtjeGAjIeB7lFymVrn27639IqXthJGgjoBDj_7VjwqL22Cb1tmwrOgyaJwQQBjc3UcB8CJXXT6NrNztyLtd9sU-xpCQxQfqH_2cPgWLqfoqgVSIKUJY-j0rT8_fFgGn_ZgbWHkYgFNvnVZF8UXUNq20lqJlCoF5QKIahm4X0ZERQwff92Dc9lBSdcDAR6F7gKBBSLihfALOF6dES4BhMYVWD_Qbw5hfS_Iywt08X7bHJHv4k95mJqAhIdJhe9pljle6cSIbwPEolCxSOjrkHqHqtlx6Xe-5M9w6xlR95Qerw&amp;csui=3&amp;ved=2ahUKEwiFw_-a0KiUAxUtiysGHWDaDdMQgK4QegQIBRAD" target="_blank">Love It or Leave It</a>" segment, and dive into the unknown with our segment: "What Can We Pull Out of Our Ass This Week?"</p><p>No filters, no judgment, just laughs. Grab a drink and join the mess.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">cc6253af-101f-49c6-ad64-ae1ab51d9066</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 08 May 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/e3567b901437fb89d75440be35061ebed1d57e7703722c063ceeb18fd7170af3/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJjYzYyNTNhZi0xMDFmLTQ5YzYtYWQ2NC1hZTFhYjUxZDkwNjYiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJlYTEyNDliYi0xYjBhLTQ1YWUtYjMzYy1hYWM2MGFiNWNlMDciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWE4ZWI5OTgzOTA0OGQ3ZjZhMDNiOGMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjlmZDRjNzc0YzA4OTJmMzlhOTk4ZWU2L2plbm55cy1zdHVkaW8tVzlRVEktY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi01LThfXzQtMzctNDIubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="51954146" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/episodes/cc6253af-101f-49c6-ad64-ae1ab51d9066/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Get ready to feel better about your own life. &lt;i&gt;Motherhood &amp;amp; Misbehavior&lt;/i&gt; is the weekly hangout where we discuss the chaotic, hilarious, and downright embarrassing sides of being a woman/mother. We’re covering everything from &quot;I can&apos;t believe that happened&quot; mom memories and chaotic sex toy parties to deodorant mishaps that about ruined the day.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Take a dive into the fashion hits and misses of the &lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;https://www.google.com/search?q=Met+Gala&amp;amp;rlz=1C1HKFL_enUS1205&amp;amp;oq=podcast+description+for+discussions+on+funny+mom+memories%2C+sex+toy+parties%2C+deodorant+mishaps+and+met+gala.++Of+course+our+every+week+favs+carly%27s+love+it+or+leave+it+and+what+can+we+pull+out+of+our+ass+this+week%3F&amp;amp;gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCjYxNjUxajBqMTWoAgiwAgHxBW0sV2VqZ8JF&amp;amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;amp;mstk=AUtExfAtjeGAjIeB7lFymVrn27639IqXthJGgjoBDj_7VjwqL22Cb1tmwrOgyaJwQQBjc3UcB8CJXXT6NrNztyLtd9sU-xpCQxQfqH_2cPgWLqfoqgVSIKUJY-j0rT8_fFgGn_ZgbWHkYgFNvnVZF8UXUNq20lqJlCoF5QKIahm4X0ZERQwff92Dc9lBSdcDAR6F7gKBBSLihfALOF6dES4BhMYVWD_Qbw5hfS_Iywt08X7bHJHv4k95mJqAhIdJhe9pljle6cSIbwPEolCxSOjrkHqHqtlx6Xe-5M9w6xlR95Qerw&amp;amp;csui=3&amp;amp;ved=2ahUKEwiFw_-a0KiUAxUtiysGHWDaDdMQgK4QegQIBRAC&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Met Gala&lt;/a&gt;, get ruthlessly honest with Carly’s &quot;&lt;a rel=&quot;noopener noreferrer nofollow&quot; href=&quot;https://www.google.com/search?q=Love+It+or+Leave+It&amp;amp;rlz=1C1HKFL_enUS1205&amp;amp;oq=podcast+description+for+discussions+on+funny+mom+memories%2C+sex+toy+parties%2C+deodorant+mishaps+and+met+gala.++Of+course+our+every+week+favs+carly%27s+love+it+or+leave+it+and+what+can+we+pull+out+of+our+ass+this+week%3F&amp;amp;gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCjYxNjUxajBqMTWoAgiwAgHxBW0sV2VqZ8JF&amp;amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;amp;ie=UTF-8&amp;amp;mstk=AUtExfAtjeGAjIeB7lFymVrn27639IqXthJGgjoBDj_7VjwqL22Cb1tmwrOgyaJwQQBjc3UcB8CJXXT6NrNztyLtd9sU-xpCQxQfqH_2cPgWLqfoqgVSIKUJY-j0rT8_fFgGn_ZgbWHkYgFNvnVZF8UXUNq20lqJlCoF5QKIahm4X0ZERQwff92Dc9lBSdcDAR6F7gKBBSLihfALOF6dES4BhMYVWD_Qbw5hfS_Iywt08X7bHJHv4k95mJqAhIdJhe9pljle6cSIbwPEolCxSOjrkHqHqtlx6Xe-5M9w6xlR95Qerw&amp;amp;csui=3&amp;amp;ved=2ahUKEwiFw_-a0KiUAxUtiysGHWDaDdMQgK4QegQIBRAD&quot; target=&quot;_blank&quot;&gt;Love It or Leave It&lt;/a&gt;&quot; segment, and dive into the unknown with our segment: &quot;What Can We Pull Out of Our Ass This Week?&quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;No filters, no judgment, just laughs. Grab a drink and join the mess.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:27:03</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/logos/d58f6b4b-4d89-4320-93fb-cab8a9704690.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Motherhood and Misbehavior</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[•	Beyond the Sidelines: Drama, Drafts, and The joys of being a women]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>This episode dives into the weirdly, annoying issues we have to deal with as women, breaking down the latest NFL Draft picks, and spilling the tea on the chaotic Iowa Momtok drama. Join us as we navigate the serious, the sporty, and the scandalous in one unfiltered conversation. </p><p><b>Episode Highlights:</b></p><ul><li><b>Body Talk:</b> An honest discussion about the societal pressures and health challenges women face regarding their bodies.</li><li><b>NFL Draft Breakdown:</b> Analyzing the top picks, surprises, and what they mean for the upcoming season.</li><li><b>Momtok Tea:</b> Unpacking the latest drama, scandal, and social media drama from the Iowa Momtok scene. </li></ul><p>Get ready for a wild ride covering everything you didn't know you needed to discuss this week.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7c62b776-3120-41a6-909f-d81d5dc496dd</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2026 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/475b7158444c35cb4a227369758a431a567d7ea1fb9634e0c010b6d27a1a95d7/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI3YzYyYjc3Ni0zMTIwLTQxYTYtOTA5Zi1kODFkNWRjNDk2ZGQiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJlYTEyNDliYi0xYjBhLTQ1YWUtYjMzYy1hYWM2MGFiNWNlMDciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWE4ZWI5OTgzOTA0OGQ3ZjZhMDNiOGMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjlmMTQ2YjQzOWUxYmM4ZjMzZjVkZjE1L2plbm55cy1zdHVkaW8tVzlRVEktY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi00LTI5X18xLTQ1LTU1Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="36620895" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/episodes/7c62b776-3120-41a6-909f-d81d5dc496dd/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;This episode dives into the weirdly, annoying issues we have to deal with as women, breaking down the latest NFL Draft picks, and spilling the tea on the chaotic Iowa Momtok drama. Join us as we navigate the serious, the sporty, and the scandalous in one unfiltered conversation. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Episode Highlights:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Body Talk:&lt;/b&gt; An honest discussion about the societal pressures and health challenges women face regarding their bodies.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;NFL Draft Breakdown:&lt;/b&gt; Analyzing the top picks, surprises, and what they mean for the upcoming season.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Momtok Tea:&lt;/b&gt; Unpacking the latest drama, scandal, and social media drama from the Iowa Momtok scene. &lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Get ready for a wild ride covering everything you didn&apos;t know you needed to discuss this week.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:19:04</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/logos/d58f6b4b-4d89-4320-93fb-cab8a9704690.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:title>•	Beyond the Sidelines: Drama, Drafts, and The joys of being a women</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 8, Pretty, Pretty and Penalized]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><b>Pretty, Petty, and Penalized</b></p><p>Welcome to the podcast where we spend $400 on "no-makeup" makeup just to look like we’ve had a decent night’s sleep. We’re dissecting the high-maintenance quest to look low-maintenance, and why the "clean girl" aesthetic is finally being replaced by bold lips and even bolder delusions.</p><p>In this episode:</p><ul><li><b>Bieberchella Weekend 2:</b> Justin brought out everyone but his licensed therapist. We’re discussing why Weekend 2 is the superior, "influencer-lite" experience and how Billie Eilish being serenaded with <i>One Less Lonely Girl</i> is the only thing keeping our dopamine levels afloat.</li><li><b>Hawkeye Heartbreak:</b> The NCAA finally noticed Iowa exists, and they aren’t happy. We’re breaking down the "punishment" for the football team—because apparently, tampering with a Michigan QB is the only thing the NCAA finds more offensive than Iowa’s 2023 offensive line.</li><li><b>The Upkeep Tax:</b> From the rise of "savory" fragrances (who doesn't want to smell like a gourmet snack?) to the peptide-therapy rabbit hole, we’re tallying the cost of existing as a woman in 2026. Spoiler: It’s expensive, exhausting, and involves way too much fringe.</li></ul><p>Grab your overpriced iced coffee and let’s get into the mess.</p><hr /><p><b>New episodes every Friday. Subscribe before the NCAA vacates our download counts too.</b></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">43ab9b88-a28a-499d-aab3-53647fe1b316</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2026 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/e63f64e3a841cb83ffc89d69f26226d13ea7dfad526f17486b3f4ffbdf506d52/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI0M2FiOWI4OC1hMjhhLTQ5OWQtYWFiMy01MzY0N2ZlMWIzMTYiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJlYTEyNDliYi0xYjBhLTQ1YWUtYjMzYy1hYWM2MGFiNWNlMDciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWE4ZWI5OTgzOTA0OGQ3ZjZhMDNiOGMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjllYTVkMjIxNjg1YmMwMDU1N2ZmMzNlL2plbm55cy1zdHVkaW8tVzlRVEktY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi00LTIzX18xOS01NS00Ni5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="59657970" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/episodes/43ab9b88-a28a-499d-aab3-53647fe1b316/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;Pretty, Petty, and Penalized&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Welcome to the podcast where we spend $400 on &quot;no-makeup&quot; makeup just to look like we’ve had a decent night’s sleep. We’re dissecting the high-maintenance quest to look low-maintenance, and why the &quot;clean girl&quot; aesthetic is finally being replaced by bold lips and even bolder delusions.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this episode:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Bieberchella Weekend 2:&lt;/b&gt; Justin brought out everyone but his licensed therapist. We’re discussing why Weekend 2 is the superior, &quot;influencer-lite&quot; experience and how Billie Eilish being serenaded with &lt;i&gt;One Less Lonely Girl&lt;/i&gt; is the only thing keeping our dopamine levels afloat.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;Hawkeye Heartbreak:&lt;/b&gt; The NCAA finally noticed Iowa exists, and they aren’t happy. We’re breaking down the &quot;punishment&quot; for the football team—because apparently, tampering with a Michigan QB is the only thing the NCAA finds more offensive than Iowa’s 2023 offensive line.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;b&gt;The Upkeep Tax:&lt;/b&gt; From the rise of &quot;savory&quot; fragrances (who doesn&apos;t want to smell like a gourmet snack?) to the peptide-therapy rabbit hole, we’re tallying the cost of existing as a woman in 2026. Spoiler: It’s expensive, exhausting, and involves way too much fringe.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;Grab your overpriced iced coffee and let’s get into the mess.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;hr /&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;b&gt;New episodes every Friday. Subscribe before the NCAA vacates our download counts too.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:31:04</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/logos/d58f6b4b-4d89-4320-93fb-cab8a9704690.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 8, Pretty, Pretty and Penalized</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[We lost one but two are manning the ship... oh and it's Bieberchella!!]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p></p><p>Ever wondered what's actually happening in a woman’s brain when she’s walking to her car at night versus a man’s? Hint: One involves a 12-point tactical exit strategy, and the other is usually just wondering if that’s a cool-looking rock. We’re diving into the hilariously stark contrast of "The Safety Internal Monologue."</p><p>Plus, we’re serving up your weekly dose of chaos:</p><p>Carly’s "Love It or Leave It": The segment where no trend is safe. </p><p>Jenny’s Bieberchella Rundown: The desert may be dusty, but the tea is piping hot. Jenny breaks down "Bieberchella" week1 energy and wonders what is next. </p><p>Whether you're here for the survival tips or the pop culture deep dives, grab a drink and settle in—it’s going to be a wild ride.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">c493bfb7-0b80-4380-ae29-d5242967eed1</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 17 Apr 2026 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/5b394851a088f79447ea3fc07dd6100e6e03858191910e83f0a2ee342f84a95d/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJjNDkzYmZiNy0wYjgwLTQzODAtYWUyOS1kNTI0Mjk2N2VlZDEiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJlYTEyNDliYi0xYjBhLTQ1YWUtYjMzYy1hYWM2MGFiNWNlMDciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWE4ZWI5OTgzOTA0OGQ3ZjZhMDNiOGMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjllMTZiYjYxM2NkZGNiNzYxYjIzNGZkL2plbm55cy1zdHVkaW8tVzlRVEktY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi00LTE3X18xLTctMzQubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="47761597" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/episodes/c493bfb7-0b80-4380-ae29-d5242967eed1/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ever wondered what&apos;s actually happening in a woman’s brain when she’s walking to her car at night versus a man’s? Hint: One involves a 12-point tactical exit strategy, and the other is usually just wondering if that’s a cool-looking rock. We’re diving into the hilariously stark contrast of &quot;The Safety Internal Monologue.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Plus, we’re serving up your weekly dose of chaos:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Carly’s &quot;Love It or Leave It&quot;: The segment where no trend is safe. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Jenny’s Bieberchella Rundown: The desert may be dusty, but the tea is piping hot. Jenny breaks down &quot;Bieberchella&quot; week1 energy and wonders what is next. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whether you&apos;re here for the survival tips or the pop culture deep dives, grab a drink and settle in—it’s going to be a wild ride.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:33:10</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/logos/d58f6b4b-4d89-4320-93fb-cab8a9704690.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:title>We lost one but two are manning the ship... oh and it&apos;s Bieberchella!!</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Public Pet Peeves...]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week’s episode is a chaotic masterpiece: we dive into the most unhinged public pet peeves (yes, we’re judging you for clipping your nails in public), and recap the weekend like the oversharers we are. Somewhere along the way, we also make a heartfelt plea to just leave Taylor, Travis, and their entire extended universe alone about their upcoming nuptials. It’s messy, it’s honest, it’s mildly concerning—and it’s exactly what you signed up for.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">835b9abf-aa47-4106-a7a5-e8e012de2cc5</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2026 11:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/e7d946ccaef39671d1492e548586b682ed724c70a552ffc284173302f3496fe2/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI4MzViOWFiZi1hYTQ3LTQxMDYtYTdhNS1lOGUwMTJkZTJjYzUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJlYTEyNDliYi0xYjBhLTQ1YWUtYjMzYy1hYWM2MGFiNWNlMDciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWE4ZWI5OTgzOTA0OGQ3ZjZhMDNiOGMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjlkN2U1ODI5Mjg0MmIzYTE1MzhiZWUwL2plbm55cy1zdHVkaW8tVzlRVEktY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi00LTlfXzE5LTQ0LTM0Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="43261431" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/episodes/835b9abf-aa47-4106-a7a5-e8e012de2cc5/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;This week’s episode is a chaotic masterpiece: we dive into the most unhinged public pet peeves (yes, we’re judging you for clipping your nails in public), and recap the weekend like the oversharers we are. Somewhere along the way, we also make a heartfelt plea to just leave Taylor, Travis, and their entire extended universe alone about their upcoming nuptials. It’s messy, it’s honest, it’s mildly concerning—and it’s exactly what you signed up for.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:30:02</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/logos/d58f6b4b-4d89-4320-93fb-cab8a9704690.jpeg"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Public Pet Peeves...</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 5: Dirty Date Night?]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>This week on the pod, we’re celebrating the 20th anniversary of <i>Hannah Montana</i> and all the iconic moments that made it a cultural reset. We also dive into some of the hottest new music drops you need on your radar, plus Carly brings back her signature “Love It or Leave It” segment.  She is leaving it and not looking back.  Things get a little chaotic as we swap stories about our most questionable “dirty” date nights, and wrap it all up by revealing our ultimate celebrity hall passes. It’s nostalgic, unfiltered, and just the right amount of unhinged—don’t miss it.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e1d7f4d0-19df-4b02-a5d0-835907ae8f0e</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 03 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/11368640f41dc90ef7e58cd8117db0b2b2f42e2359eb3da320d1bbdf82864962/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlMWQ3ZjRkMC0xOWRmLTRiMDItYTVkMC04MzU5MDdhZThmMGUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJlYTEyNDliYi0xYjBhLTQ1YWUtYjMzYy1hYWM2MGFiNWNlMDciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWE4ZWI5OTgzOTA0OGQ3ZjZhMDNiOGMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjljZGQyZWQzZjUxY2NlYmFiMzNjZGU0L2plbm55cy1zdHVkaW8tVzlRVEktY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi00LTJfXzQtMjItMzcubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="41904735" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/episodes/e1d7f4d0-19df-4b02-a5d0-835907ae8f0e/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;This week on the pod, we’re celebrating the 20th anniversary of &lt;i&gt;Hannah Montana&lt;/i&gt; and all the iconic moments that made it a cultural reset. We also dive into some of the hottest new music drops you need on your radar, plus Carly brings back her signature “Love It or Leave It” segment.  She is leaving it and not looking back.  Things get a little chaotic as we swap stories about our most questionable “dirty” date nights, and wrap it all up by revealing our ultimate celebrity hall passes. 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Recap of Secret Lives of Mormon wives, Carly's like it or leave it and much more.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">d0990ce8-a891-4011-9de7-9e0a0ea19469</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jenny]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2026 17:51:30 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/15e58e81ca6510185151e88be17cbd0c11376a96e4277405f5ec524c2e7f9c10/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJkMDk5MGNlOC1hODkxLTQwMTEtOWRlNy05ZTBhMGVhMTk0NjkiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJlYTEyNDliYi0xYjBhLTQ1YWUtYjMzYy1hYWM2MGFiNWNlMDciLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWE4ZWI5OTgzOTA0OGQ3ZjZhMDNiOGMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjliYzM3YTJkOGY0YjBiNWI2MjlkMWZlL2plbm55cy1zdHVkaW8tVzlRVEktY29tcG9zZXItMjAyNi0zLTE5X18xOC01MS0zMC5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="27029359" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/ea1249bb-1b0a-45ae-b33c-aac60ab5ce07/episodes/d0990ce8-a891-4011-9de7-9e0a0ea19469/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;A look back at what high school minimum wage jobs made the biggest impressions on us.  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