We also spiral into:

• Are aliens future humans coming back to check on us?
• Why does the government care so much about secrecy?
• Can people remote view and tap into psychic abilities?
• Is reality way weirder than we think it is?
• If aliens offered you a ride… are you going?

Somewhere along the way we discuss consciousness, near-death experiences, underwater UFOs, why dogs know when you’re coming home, and the shows/books Josh recommends watching/reading if you are interested in diving deeper into this topic. Josh also shares why all of this actually gives him hope for the future — which honestly feels rare and refreshing these days.

If you love UFO theories, conspiracy chats, paranormal rabbit holes, funny podcasts, sibling chaos, and conversations that start with aliens and end with the meaning of life, this episode is for you.

And if aliens do land soon… just know Two Girls One Haircut called it first.

episode… but this week’s bonus drop is a little different. Think: no aliens, no conspiracy theories, no probes… just the usual nonsense.

Don’t worry though — we’ll return to our regularly scheduled weirdness next week.

This week we tackle the truly important issues, including:

• Do you shut the bathroom door when you pee at home?
• Jessie being a cheap ass… respectfully.
• Why being called bougie is actually a compliment to us.
• The best line to use when you need to exit any situation that is not meeting expectations.

If you love funny sister banter, chaotic conversations, relatable millennial struggles, petty opinions, and absolutely zero structure, this mini episode is for you.

Basically: two bougie bitches trying their best.

(Part 1)

We have our first guest ever… and of course we used the opportunity to ask the biggest question of our generation: are aliens real?

Welcome to Two Girls, One UFO (Part 1) where Jessie, Kiki, and our friend Josh (self-appointed armchair expert on all things extraterrestrial) go completely off the rails talking Roswell, UFO crashes, alien abductions, memory wipes, time travel, government secrets, and why Josh may have converted us by the end of the episode.

We also tackle the truly important questions:

• Would you rather be probed or have your memory wiped?
• Alien invasion or zombie apocalypse?
• Team Mulder or Team Scully?
• If aliens are watching us… are they entertained or concerned?
• Was Roswell really a weather balloon… or the coverup of the century?

Somewhere between serious theories and absolute nonsense, we spiral into Obama comments, government disclosure, underwater aliens, future humans, and somehow…

Donald Trump unofficially endorsing the podcast as having “the best pod.” (allegedly)

If you love UFO theories, conspiracy chats, paranormal stories, pop culture tangents, funny podcasts, and chaotic sibling energy, this episode is for you.

Part 2 drops next week because this conversation got WAY too good to fit in one episode.

Trust no one… except maybe us.

#aliens #scifi #space #ufo #space

In this episode, we get into:

• The JFK Jr. & Carolyn Bessette Kennedy love story (and accidental spoilers)
• Mormon wives, TikTok drama, and reality TV chaos
• Why we love a good hate-watch moment
• And the takes that might get us in trouble

We also touch on being late to trends, internet rabbit holes, and the random little things that add some whimsy to life.

Welcome to Two Girls, One Haircut Behind the Pod — where the mics are still on and the conversations go off the rails fast.

#kennedy #mormonwives #tiktokdrama #tiktok #CarolynBessetteKennedy

This episode starts with a few innocent questions and quickly spirals into social anxiety, unpopular opinions, and a full breakdown of why being an adult is actually the hardest

thing ever.

We’re talking about:

• The cringey rap video that almost ended the podcast
• Why making friends as an adult feels impossible
• The 90s-themed party that sent us into a full anxiety spiral
• Social norms that make absolutely zero sense (yes, we said what we said)
• And the personality traits we probably need to unpack in therapy

Somewhere along the way, we also discuss hating compliments, avoiding attention at all costs, and why one of us may never attend a birthday dinner again.

If you’ve ever overthought a social interaction, regretted leaving your house, or questioned literally everything about how society functions… this one’s for you.

Welcome back to Two Girls, One Haircut — where the conversations are chaotic, the opinions are questionable, and nothing is off-limits.

#makingfriends #adulting #90sthemeparty #partyanxiety #geriatricmillennial

After recording our Artemis II episode, we realized we had WAY too many unhinged thoughts to keep it together—so here we are. This is the off-the-rails version where we ask the real questions like:

·       Would we survive space? (short answer: absolutely not)

·       Who’s on our celebrity astronaut crew?

·       What songs are we waking astronauts up to??

·       And most importantly… what snacks belong in mission control??

We get into everything we didn’t say in the main episode—including whether it counts as cheating if you’re on a different planet, and what our “desert island picks” would be for slingshotting around the moon.

We also spiral (naturally) into astrology, pink moons, and whether or not Mercury being in retrograde should delay space launches.

This episode is less “science” and more: what would happen if two girls were accidentally sent to space and immediately made it everyone else’s problem.

#artemisii #space #nasa #moon #spaceexploration #artemismission

In this episode, we break down everything you should know about Artemis II (and a lot you probably don’t need to know), including the 10-day mission, the Orion spacecraft, and what it actually means to “slingshot around the moon.” But let’s be real… we’re also asking the important questions like:

• How do astronauts go to the bathroom in space?
• What happens when the toilet breaks mid-flight?
• And why are we sending spiders to space before fully understanding human hair care?!

We also dive into:

• The historic Artemis II crew (first woman + first person of color beyond low Earth orbit)
• What space smells like (??? terrifying)
• The reality of living in a flying minivan for 10 days
• Wild space experiments (hello, spider webs in zero gravity ?!)
• And a few conspiracy theories that may or may not send you spiraling

This episode is your chaotic, slightly unqualified, but highly entertaining guide to NASA’s Artemis II mission—and why space is both fascinating and absolutely not for us.

- If you love space, pop culture, or just two girls trying to process science in real time…

this one’s for you.

as smooth as it looks. From accidentally sending the podcast to the wrong people to realizing your first troll

might actually be your own dad, this episode is equal parts hilarious and painfully relatable.

We’re talking about:

• What happens when you launch a podcast before it’s fully live
• Teaching your parents how to find your show (chaos included)
• Getting your first reviews, feedback… and unexpected criticism
• The awkward reality of promoting your own podcast
• Why starting something new feels exciting AND cringe at the same time

We also get into the behind-the-scenes of:

• How we’re structuring episodes (weekly drops + Behind the Pod)
• Pre-recording content and building a backlog
• Early audience reactions and what people really say

If you’ve ever:

• Started a podcast (or thought about it)
• Felt embarrassed promoting your own work
• Been roasted by your family for trying something new
• Or just love messy, real-life behind-the-scenes moments…

This episode is for you.

#startingapodcast #genz #cringeworthy #unexpectedcriticism

to full-on debates about aliens, traditional gender roles, and what Gen-Z really thinks about relationships.

What starts with neighborhood drama (including a woman sunbathing with an iguana…

yes, really) quickly spirals into bigger conversations:

• Do we actually believe in aliens?
• Are “trad wives” making a comeback?
• Why are Gen-Z views on marriage and gender roles so polarizing?
• And why does promoting your own podcast feel so cringe?

We also get into:

• The viral study claiming Gen Z men think wives should obey their husbands
• Whether data and research can be trusted (Jessie goes full public health mode)
• Book tropes, nerdy sister habits, and librarian-level organization systems

The most embarrassing things about having a podcast. As always, it’s a mix of real talk, sarcasm, and completely unfiltered sister energy.

If you’ve ever:

• Gone down an internet rabbit hole
• Debated aliens vs. reality
• Questioned modern relationships
• Or felt personally attacked by your sibling…

This episode is for you.

#tradwife #genz #genzhottakes #podcast

After opening up about their experiences with GLP-1 medications, weight loss, and body image, they dive deeper into the realities behind it all: the stigma, the judgment, and the weird in-between of wanting to be transparent… but not that transparent.

From navigating honesty around weight and health to the mental load of self-image, this episode is equal parts vulnerable, funny, and unfiltered. They also get into the things they didn’t have time to cover in the main episode—like workout myths, internet rabbit holes, and why talking about your weight still feels so complicated.

If you’ve ever felt like you’re in a no-win situation when it comes to your body, this conversation will hit home.

What starts as a conversation about America’s Next Top model quickly turns into an honest, unfiltered discussion about weight struggles, diet culture, body image, and the reality of using GLP-1 medications for weight loss.

In this episode we discuss:

• Our personal weight loss journeys and why we started GLP-1s
• The difference between Zepbound, Ozempic, Wegovy, and other GLP-1 drugs
• Real side effects (fatigue, nausea, anxiety, “food noise,” and more)
• The stigma around weight loss medications—and why it needs to change
• What no one tells you before starting GLP-1s
• The emotional side of losing weight (and why it’s more complicated than you think)

From lifelong dieting to finally feeling like their bodies are working with them instead of against them, this episode dives into the science, stigma, and real-life experience of

GLP-1 weight loss.

If you’ve ever wondered:

• “Do GLP-1s actually work?”
• “What are the side effects of Ozempic or Zepbound?”
• “Is it cheating to use weight loss medication?”
• “What is food noise?”

…this episode is for you.

And as always, expect chaotic sister energy, lots of laughs, hard truths, and a few tangents along the way.

New episodes dropping every Wednesday.

New “Behind the Pod” minisodes dropping every Friday.

They recap their trip to Savannah, talk about getting mistaken for twins approximately 100 times, debate whether Savannah is better than New Orleans, and share a few more random sister tangents that didn’t make the main episode.

Then Kiki shares the story she’s been saving “for the pod”—a routine dog vet visit that turns into a full-blown ordeal involving a terrified dog, a muzzle, sedation, and one unforgettable exit from the exam room.

The conversation spirals (as usual) into underrated things, celebrity gossip, existential “Roman Empire” thoughts, and why giving people grace might be one of the most underrated skills we have.

If you like chaotic storytelling, sister banter, and unfiltered conversations, this episode is for you.

What starts as a simple round of “This or That” turns into a full-blown debate about cheesecake (and what counts as a crime), Disney obsessions, dating for free food, and why—like Joey from Friends—Jessie absolutely does not share her plate.

If you love funny podcasts, sibling banter, pop culture takes, and unfiltered conversations, this one’s for you.

We also spiral into childhood stories, weirdly shared dreams, and a surprisingly heated discussion about whether putting cash in sympathy cards is normal… or deeply uncomfortable.

Basically: if you’ve ever fought over the last bite of dessert or argued with your sibling about something completely unhinged, welcome home.

🎙️ New episodes every Wednesday

We’re talking Bridgerton season 4—our hot takes, favorite characters, relationship drama, and everything we’re loving (and questioning) about the series—plus chaotic childhood stories, Target delivery fails, pets, books, and whatever else lives rent-free in our brains.

Looking for a Bridgerton podcast, recap, or fan discussion? This is your sign.

Basically: if you’ve ever listened to sisters arguing in the kitchen and thought this should be a podcast… you’re in the right place.