<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:psc="http://podlove.org/simple-chapters" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[Pointless]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>A pointless ramble through the world of Aussie Rules Football with Martin and Dom, a couple of old mates and arch Collingwood-Carlton rivals. Not a lot of insight, but a few laughs along the way.</p>]]></description><link>https://riverside.com</link><generator>Riverside.fm (https://riverside.com)</generator><lastBuildDate>Wed, 27 May 2026 23:39:10 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.riverside.com/hosting/NObD2WWe.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[Martin and Dom]]></author><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2026 06:37:47 GMT</pubDate><copyright><![CDATA[2026 Martin and Dom]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><ttl>60</ttl><category><![CDATA[Comedy]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category><itunes:author>Martin and Dom</itunes:author><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;A pointless ramble through the world of Aussie Rules Football with Martin and Dom, a couple of old mates and arch Collingwood-Carlton rivals. Not a lot of insight, but a few laughs along the way.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Martin and Dom</itunes:name><itunes:email>domwhite122@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Comedy"/><itunes:category text="Sports"/><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/dfeb03ea-56eb-4d98-8eec-655ebc35a9f5/logos/6a624121-38a1-42d3-9a2e-0dbe68b17494.jpeg"/><item><title><![CDATA[Carlton is a Supermarket Chicken]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>The conversation covers the topic of double standards in reporting and the complexity of AFL rules. It delves into the bias in reporting and the challenges of interpreting and understanding the rules of the game. The conversation covers the performance and rankings of AFL teams, as well as the impact of injuries and player availability on team dynamics and game outcomes.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>Double standards in reporting</li><li>The complexity of AFL rules AFL teams' performance and rankings</li><li>Injuries and player availability</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 The Complexity of AFL Rules</li><li>15:38 AFL Team Performance and Rankings</li><li>23:00 Injuries and Player Availability</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">887498d1-769f-405b-a05f-13afbad30f97</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Martin and Dom]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2026 23:17:02 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/66ce18bc729433a571b9a0fd65c34c18f7b052509f6906ef9a062c1b133f4196/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI4ODc0OThkMS03NjlmLTQwNWItYTA1Zi0xM2FmYmFkMzBmOTciLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJkZmViMDNlYS01NmViLTRkOTgtOGVlYy02NTVlYmMzNWE5ZjUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2N2MyYWFlYWJkNjQ3NjA0ZDM2YjNhMjMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjljNDY5MWJhOWExNDgzMjhjNzEwYTBkL2RvbWluaWMtd2hpdGVzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTMtMjZfXzAtMC00My5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="67619780" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/dfeb03ea-56eb-4d98-8eec-655ebc35a9f5/episodes/887498d1-769f-405b-a05f-13afbad30f97/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;The conversation covers the topic of double standards in reporting and the complexity of AFL rules. It delves into the bias in reporting and the challenges of interpreting and understanding the rules of the game. The conversation covers the performance and rankings of AFL teams, as well as the impact of injuries and player availability on team dynamics and game outcomes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Takeaways&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Double standards in reporting&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The complexity of AFL rules AFL teams&apos; performance and rankings&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Injuries and player availability&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;00:00 The Complexity of AFL Rules&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;15:38 AFL Team Performance and Rankings&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;23:00 Injuries and Player Availability&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:46:57</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/dfeb03ea-56eb-4d98-8eec-655ebc35a9f5/logos/6a624121-38a1-42d3-9a2e-0dbe68b17494.jpeg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Carlton is a Supermarket Chicken</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Opening Round 2026 Part 1:  Beard Rules]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>We're back!  Join us in 2026 for a no-insight, pointless ramble around the world of AFL or anything else we notice</p><p></p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">98ad0c5b-179f-46f7-bd50-7567d18f7a8c</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Martin and Dom]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2026 22:54:15 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/23d816edffea5a86eb215135ebf6b01c2750f4d782db16ad43bc26fa8ec4cf21/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI5OGFkMGM1Yi0xNzlmLTQ2ZjctYmQ1MC03NTY3ZDE4ZjdhOGMiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJkZmViMDNlYS01NmViLTRkOTgtOGVlYy02NTVlYmMzNWE5ZjUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2N2MyYWFlYWJkNjQ3NjA0ZDM2YjNhMjMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjlhNjEzZmY3MTQyYTU4MjdmZGNhM2YxL2RvbWluaWMtd2hpdGVzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTMtMl9fMjMtNDktMzUubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="45984123" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/dfeb03ea-56eb-4d98-8eec-655ebc35a9f5/episodes/98ad0c5b-179f-46f7-bd50-7567d18f7a8c/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;We&apos;re back!  Join us in 2026 for a no-insight, pointless ramble around the world of AFL or anything else we notice&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:31:56</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/dfeb03ea-56eb-4d98-8eec-655ebc35a9f5/logos/6a624121-38a1-42d3-9a2e-0dbe68b17494.jpeg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Opening Round 2026 Part 1:  Beard Rules</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Rose and Crown with Paddy and Edmo]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>I caught up with Paddy and Mark ("Edmo") in London in the off season and talked fishmongers, bloodbaths, pies and dogs.  Oh and of course, Bazzball...</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">3a4e83b3-1b43-450e-bb86-b46cf521f7c8</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Martin and Dom]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2026 22:32:49 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/c24d8782fdeed55d45e2df49ba4cc7d7f6c63262d49eef6af88fe5dc93706dc0/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIzYTRlODNiMy0xYjQzLTQ1MGUtYmI4Ni1iNDZjZjUyMWY3YzgiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJkZmViMDNlYS01NmViLTRkOTgtOGVlYy02NTVlYmMzNWE5ZjUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2N2MyYWFlYWJkNjQ3NjA0ZDM2YjNhMjMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjlhNjBmMWZkY2ExZGNhNTRjNWFiNjQ2L2RvbWluaWMtd2hpdGVzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTMtMl9fMjMtMjgtNDcubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="27972799" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/dfeb03ea-56eb-4d98-8eec-655ebc35a9f5/episodes/3a4e83b3-1b43-450e-bb86-b46cf521f7c8/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;I caught up with Paddy and Mark (&quot;Edmo&quot;) in London in the off season and talked fishmongers, bloodbaths, pies and dogs.  Oh and of course, Bazzball...&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:19:25</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/dfeb03ea-56eb-4d98-8eec-655ebc35a9f5/logos/6a624121-38a1-42d3-9a2e-0dbe68b17494.jpeg"/><itunes:season>3</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Rose and Crown with Paddy and Edmo</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Opening Round 2026 Part 2: Cheer Squad Curling]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>In Part 2 we analyse how cheer squads should use the principles of curling in AFL games and Martin complains for three hours about the draw.  Again</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">bd30127a-a88b-4d13-85bf-be37a99d7fcf</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Martin and Dom]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 02 Mar 2026 07:24:51 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/1f383484ace96b2bbb685736e06de6a2b70df6c6c9cc041ad2a979142919831a/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJiZDMwMTI3YS1hODhiLTRkMTMtODViZi1iZTM3YTk5ZDdmY2YiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiJkZmViMDNlYS01NmViLTRkOTgtOGVlYy02NTVlYmMzNWE5ZjUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2N2MyYWFlYWJkNjQ3NjA0ZDM2YjNhMjMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjlhNTNhMzc5M2NhOGYyZjgwYWY3ZGE1L2RvbWluaWMtd2hpdGVzLXN0dWRpby1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTMtMl9fOC0yMC0yMS5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="47547081" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/dfeb03ea-56eb-4d98-8eec-655ebc35a9f5/episodes/bd30127a-a88b-4d13-85bf-be37a99d7fcf/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;In Part 2 we analyse how cheer squads should use the principles of curling in AFL games and Martin complains for three hours about the draw.  Again&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:33:01</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/dfeb03ea-56eb-4d98-8eec-655ebc35a9f5/logos/6a624121-38a1-42d3-9a2e-0dbe68b17494.jpeg"/><itunes:title>Opening Round 2026 Part 2: Cheer Squad Curling</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>