<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:psc="http://podlove.org/simple-chapters" xmlns:podcast="https://podcastindex.org/namespace/1.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[The Pretend Pros]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to <i>The Pretend Pros</i>, the sports podcast where the takes are hot and the expertise is...questionable.</p><p>We're two die-hard fans breaking down weekly stories in sports, from March Madness and college rivalries to whatever interesting story catches our eyes.</p><p>One of us might know what we're talking about...the other is just here for the chaos.</p><p>This is <i>The Pretend Pros</i> -- certified fans, uncertified experts.</p>]]></description><link>www.thepretendpros.com</link><generator>Riverside.fm (https://riverside.com)</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 28 May 2026 15:53:01 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://api.riverside.com/hosting/XvbBNJky.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><author><![CDATA[Jennifer Hoffman]]></author><pubDate>Sun, 15 Mar 2026 22:05:07 GMT</pubDate><copyright><![CDATA[2026 Jennifer Hoffman]]></copyright><language><![CDATA[en]]></language><ttl>60</ttl><category><![CDATA[Society & Culture]]></category><category><![CDATA[Sports]]></category><itunes:author>Jennifer Hoffman</itunes:author><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Welcome to &lt;i&gt;The Pretend Pros&lt;/i&gt;, the sports podcast where the takes are hot and the expertise is...questionable.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;We&apos;re two die-hard fans breaking down weekly stories in sports, from March Madness and college rivalries to whatever interesting story catches our eyes.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;One of us might know what we&apos;re talking about...the other is just here for the chaos.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;This is &lt;i&gt;The Pretend Pros&lt;/i&gt; -- certified fans, uncertified experts.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:type>episodic</itunes:type><itunes:owner><itunes:name>Jennifer Hoffman</itunes:name><itunes:email>thepretendpros@gmail.com</itunes:email></itunes:owner><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"/><itunes:category text="Sports"/><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/logos/245c91a1-c913-4bff-becb-54e2882dd7d4.png"/><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 11: Sports Stories of the Week with Doug Morris]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the latest episode of <i>The Pretend Pros</i> where chaos, comedy, and cluelessness collide. In this tongue-in-cheek episode, Beth and Jenny throw sports knowledge out the window and rely on their guest Doug Morris (aka, self-proclaimed executive producer) to hold the line. Spoiler: That line is pretty much nonexistent.</p><p></p><p>From the Cavs and the NBA playoffs to the wildest baseball trends (yes, shirtless sections and mascots waving shirts like a mid-game dance party), they cover it all with a healthy dose of humor. Ever wondered about the secret to college softball pitchers throwing 80 mph or how a squirrel became the MVP in a baseball game? They've got you covered. You'll discover: the bizarre MLB trend of “tarps off” sections in baseball stadiums, how to wear a Rally Cap, a high schooler scoring millions in soccer, and the woman throwing 79 mph pitches in softball.</p><p></p><p>Think you need in-depth analysis? Think again. This episode is perfect if you want nonstop laughs, surprising facts, and a reminder that sometimes, sports are just a really good excuse to have fun. Whether you're a die-hard fan or just here for the comedy, this episode guarantees smiles, laughter, and maybe even a new appreciation for sports you never understood.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ed55962e-dfae-47cf-8d40-266d8f14073f</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jennifer Hoffman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 26 May 2026 10:30:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/45be93b652cc547a0639bad634c57c285e9fa38152dba2c98f1a3841b2e03714/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlZDU1OTYyZS1kZmFlLTQ3Y2YtOGQ0MC0yNjZkOGYxNDA3M2YiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIxYTJkYzExMi1kYmQxLTQxNmYtYmZkYS1lZWVjNjA2YzA5YmUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWIwNzE2MWM0Y2I2OGE4NjY5ZDVkMmMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmExNGQ5MDhiMGVkNmRiY2IzOWQ2MzBhL2plbm5pZmVyLWhvZmZtYW5zLXN0dWRpby1qeTJ5ei1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTUtMjZfXzEtMTktMzYubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="90293542" type="audio/mpeg"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Welcome to the latest episode of &lt;i&gt;The Pretend Pros&lt;/i&gt; where chaos, comedy, and cluelessness collide. In this tongue-in-cheek episode, Beth and Jenny throw sports knowledge out the window and rely on their guest Doug Morris (aka, self-proclaimed executive producer) to hold the line. Spoiler: That line is pretty much nonexistent.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;From the Cavs and the NBA playoffs to the wildest baseball trends (yes, shirtless sections and mascots waving shirts like a mid-game dance party), they cover it all with a healthy dose of humor. Ever wondered about the secret to college softball pitchers throwing 80 mph or how a squirrel became the MVP in a baseball game? They&apos;ve got you covered. You&apos;ll discover: the bizarre MLB trend of “tarps off” sections in baseball stadiums, how to wear a Rally Cap, a high schooler scoring millions in soccer, and the woman throwing 79 mph pitches in softball.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Think you need in-depth analysis? Think again. This episode is perfect if you want nonstop laughs, surprising facts, and a reminder that sometimes, sports are just a really good excuse to have fun. Whether you&apos;re a die-hard fan or just here for the comedy, this episode guarantees smiles, laughter, and maybe even a new appreciation for sports you never understood.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:47:02</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/logos/245c91a1-c913-4bff-becb-54e2882dd7d4.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>11</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 11: Sports Stories of the Week with Doug Morris</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 10: In the Penalty Box with David Danielewicz]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Most people think hockey is just skating fast and hitting hard — turns out, there’s a whole universe of rules, strategies, and behind-the-scenes action that could make even the most clueless fan into an expert overnight.</p><p></p><p>Ever wondered what it’s really like to score a goal, break a stick, or survive a fight on ice? Prepare to become the MVP of hockey trivia after this episode. Jenny and Beth—your favorite rookies—bring in the ultimate insider, hockey coach and player David Danielewicz, who’s been mastering the game since the age of four in Buffalo and still plays for the Carolina Hurricanes Warriors. He shares hilarious stories from growing up playing the game, the different levels of hockey, and debates whether or not Jenny could score a goal on the ice.</p><p></p><p>You’ll discover:</p><ul><li>How a kid who started with a dream of playing hockey ended up with a real trading card</li><li>The secret “edges” figure skaters use that hockey players desperately need to learn</li><li>Why NHL players skate 17 minutes per game, and how linesmen clock an astonishing 8 miles on their skates each match</li><li>The wild rules of fighting, the penalty box, and what really triggers a game ejection</li><li>The ins and outs of hockey zone coverage, strategies, and how players switch from checking to scoring</li><li>Plus, David’s tips for a rookie trying to score a goal—or even just staing upright on skates</li></ul><p></p><p>Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just hockey-curious, missing out on this episode is like leaving your helmet at home, you’re missing the essentials. Perfect for sports fans, aspiring players, or anyone who secretly wanted to know if hockey players really do lose teeth or if that’s just a myth. This isn’t your average sports chat, it’s a crash course in the coolest, craziest sport on ice (literally). Hit play and get ready to score some knowledge points. Just remember, no backwards skating in the shootout!</p><p></p><p><i>David Danielewicz is hockey coach and player, whose 25+ years of coaching, championship wins, and a surprisingly legit hockey trading card make him the guy who actually knows how the puck drops.</i></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8d2cae5b-1d36-4b44-ace6-64ca320be861</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jennifer Hoffman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 19 May 2026 10:30:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/e048d1bb8b8e09c2f27286ca82e9f1bdf3aa1d78d215d1707cff7c5d2aae87a5/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI4ZDJjYWU1Yi0xZDM2LTRiNDQtYWNlNi02NGNhMzIwYmU4NjEiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIxYTJkYzExMi1kYmQxLTQxNmYtYmZkYS1lZWVjNjA2YzA5YmUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWIwNzE2MWM0Y2I2OGE4NjY5ZDVkMmMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNmEwYTc0ZWQ5MjgxZDY4OWIzODBjN2ZkL2plbm5pZmVyLWhvZmZtYW5zLXN0dWRpby1qeTJ5ei1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTUtMThfXzQtOS00OS5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="90456546" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/episodes/8d2cae5b-1d36-4b44-ace6-64ca320be861/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Most people think hockey is just skating fast and hitting hard — turns out, there’s a whole universe of rules, strategies, and behind-the-scenes action that could make even the most clueless fan into an expert overnight.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Ever wondered what it’s really like to score a goal, break a stick, or survive a fight on ice? Prepare to become the MVP of hockey trivia after this episode. Jenny and Beth—your favorite rookies—bring in the ultimate insider, hockey coach and player David Danielewicz, who’s been mastering the game since the age of four in Buffalo and still plays for the Carolina Hurricanes Warriors. He shares hilarious stories from growing up playing the game, the different levels of hockey, and debates whether or not Jenny could score a goal on the ice.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;You’ll discover:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;How a kid who started with a dream of playing hockey ended up with a real trading card&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The secret “edges” figure skaters use that hockey players desperately need to learn&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Why NHL players skate 17 minutes per game, and how linesmen clock an astonishing 8 miles on their skates each match&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The wild rules of fighting, the penalty box, and what really triggers a game ejection&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The ins and outs of hockey zone coverage, strategies, and how players switch from checking to scoring&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Plus, David’s tips for a rookie trying to score a goal—or even just staing upright on skates&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whether you’re a die-hard fan or just hockey-curious, missing out on this episode is like leaving your helmet at home, you’re missing the essentials. Perfect for sports fans, aspiring players, or anyone who secretly wanted to know if hockey players really do lose teeth or if that’s just a myth. This isn’t your average sports chat, it’s a crash course in the coolest, craziest sport on ice (literally). Hit play and get ready to score some knowledge points. Just remember, no backwards skating in the shootout!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;David Danielewicz is hockey coach and player, whose 25+ years of coaching, championship wins, and a surprisingly legit hockey trading card make him the guy who actually knows how the puck drops.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:47:07</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/logos/245c91a1-c913-4bff-becb-54e2882dd7d4.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>10</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 10: In the Penalty Box with David Danielewicz</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 9: Random Sports Talk]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>This episode dives into the chaos and comedy that is Jenny and Beth. It includes stories from the NBA Playoffs, WNBA season openers, and even a preview of our special hockey guest that will be joining us in a future episode. </p><p></p><p>From Cleveland’s nail-biting game to IU alma mater bragging rights, we uncover the crazy moments, surprising stats, and quirky traditions that makes sports so unpredictable, and hilarious. Plus, we chat about the underdog Buffalo Sabres’ 17-year drought and the intense thrill of a WNBA game that included higher scoring than an NBA game (yes, really). Perfect if you're a casual fan or a dedicated sports junkie craving some fresh, funny takes. No expertise needed, just come for the laughs, stay for the surprises, and maybe get a new appreciation for sports you never knew existed. </p><p></p><p>Whatever team you root for, there’s a little chaos for everyone. And don’t worry, next week, we’re bringing in a hockey expert, so buckle up for some serious puck talk (or lack thereof). Until then, grab your favorite snack, settle in, and enjoy the most authentic sports banter you didn’t know you needed.</p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">73b0fb6e-d71e-4626-9b4a-2da08a72cb4a</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jennifer Hoffman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2026 10:30:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/8dd4dcf01d5e8432b0a89ecf9a1732f884e940a14310926d9177a55ae38ba9bd/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI3M2IwZmI2ZS1kNzFlLTQ2MjYtOWI0YS0yZGEwOGE3MmNiNGEiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIxYTJkYzExMi1kYmQxLTQxNmYtYmZkYS1lZWVjNjA2YzA5YmUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWIwNzE2MWM0Y2I2OGE4NjY5ZDVkMmMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjlmZmRmZmQ0OTZlNWViYmFhNWI1ZWIxL2plbm5pZmVyLWhvZmZtYW5zLXN0dWRpby1qeTJ5ei1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTUtMTBfXzMtMzEtNDEubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="95114283" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/episodes/73b0fb6e-d71e-4626-9b4a-2da08a72cb4a/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;This episode dives into the chaos and comedy that is Jenny and Beth. It includes stories from the NBA Playoffs, WNBA season openers, and even a preview of our special hockey guest that will be joining us in a future episode. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;From Cleveland’s nail-biting game to IU alma mater bragging rights, we uncover the crazy moments, surprising stats, and quirky traditions that makes sports so unpredictable, and hilarious. Plus, we chat about the underdog Buffalo Sabres’ 17-year drought and the intense thrill of a WNBA game that included higher scoring than an NBA game (yes, really). Perfect if you&apos;re a casual fan or a dedicated sports junkie craving some fresh, funny takes. No expertise needed, just come for the laughs, stay for the surprises, and maybe get a new appreciation for sports you never knew existed. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whatever team you root for, there’s a little chaos for everyone. And don’t worry, next week, we’re bringing in a hockey expert, so buckle up for some serious puck talk (or lack thereof). Until then, grab your favorite snack, settle in, and enjoy the most authentic sports banter you didn’t know you needed.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:49:32</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/logos/245c91a1-c913-4bff-becb-54e2882dd7d4.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>9</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 9: Random Sports Talk</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 8: The "Pretend" Combine]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>When Jenny gets a wild idea in her head, you never know where it will lead. Case in point, a casual conversation about the NFL Combine and the 40-yard dash leads to The Pretend Pros hosting their very own "Pretend" Combine.  </p><p></p><p>Can Jenny run the 40-yard dash faster than Tom Brady or catch passes better than Travis Kelce? You'll find out in this week's episode. Spoiler alert: She's not planning to quit her day job...yet.</p><p></p><p>Beth and Jenny discuss 40-yard dash records, share amusing stories related to the combine, and even get out on the football field to attempt some combine skills. Full of witty humor and sarcasm, this episode is sure to have you laughing out loud.</p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">dcc91e18-c1ff-4aa7-b33f-dca054347a7c</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jennifer Hoffman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 05 May 2026 10:30:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/bbf7f7f6ed134e51d0ea3882dc2e0c6f14e084f6c2ab980e92ef4b26e3ccfbd8/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJkY2M5MWUxOC1jMWZmLTRhYTctYjMzZi1kY2EwNTQzNDdhN2MiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIxYTJkYzExMi1kYmQxLTQxNmYtYmZkYS1lZWVjNjA2YzA5YmUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWIwNzE2MWM0Y2I2OGE4NjY5ZDVkMmMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjlmN2ZhZTMwYjkzMzE5MzdlZjA5YjAxL2plbm5pZmVyLWhvZmZtYW5zLXN0dWRpby1qeTJ5ei1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTUtNF9fMy00OC0xOS5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="42892791" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/episodes/dcc91e18-c1ff-4aa7-b33f-dca054347a7c/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;When Jenny gets a wild idea in her head, you never know where it will lead. Case in point, a casual conversation about the NFL Combine and the 40-yard dash leads to The Pretend Pros hosting their very own &quot;Pretend&quot; Combine.  &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Can Jenny run the 40-yard dash faster than Tom Brady or catch passes better than Travis Kelce? You&apos;ll find out in this week&apos;s episode. Spoiler alert: She&apos;s not planning to quit her day job...yet.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Beth and Jenny discuss 40-yard dash records, share amusing stories related to the combine, and even get out on the football field to attempt some combine skills. Full of witty humor and sarcasm, this episode is sure to have you laughing out loud.&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:22:20</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/logos/245c91a1-c913-4bff-becb-54e2882dd7d4.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>8</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 8: The &quot;Pretend&quot; Combine</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 7: Draft Day]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Join Beth and Jenny as they cover a range of topics including the WNBA draft, NFL draft, and NFL Combine player stories. Jenny even makes a bold (crazy) prediction that she will run the 40-yd dash. Stay tuned!</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>WNBA and NFL drafts</li><li>Player stories</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 WNBA Draft and Player Stories</li><li>08:00 NFL Draft and Player Experiences</li><li>18:28 Draft Anticipation and Season Excitement</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">bf4b47c9-f07e-4bba-abbb-9456aeec0f7d</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jennifer Hoffman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 28 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/1a99eb9d0155153e9253bd17e729a07445470521359eac5dc6cdc8bfb088eefd/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJiZjRiNDdjOS1mMDdlLTRiYmEtYWJiYi05NDU2YWVlYzBmN2QiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIxYTJkYzExMi1kYmQxLTQxNmYtYmZkYS1lZWVjNjA2YzA5YmUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWIwNzE2MWM0Y2I2OGE4NjY5ZDVkMmMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjllODM3YmE4YTcxZWIyYzExNDFhYzNhL2plbm5pZmVyLWhvZmZtYW5zLXN0dWRpby1qeTJ5ei1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTQtMjJfXzQtNTEtMzgubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="68625702" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/episodes/bf4b47c9-f07e-4bba-abbb-9456aeec0f7d/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Join Beth and Jenny as they cover a range of topics including the WNBA draft, NFL draft, and NFL Combine player stories. Jenny even makes a bold (crazy) prediction that she will run the 40-yd dash. Stay tuned!&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Takeaways&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;WNBA and NFL drafts&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Player stories&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;00:00 WNBA Draft and Player Stories&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;08:00 NFL Draft and Player Experiences&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;18:28 Draft Anticipation and Season Excitement&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:35:45</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/logos/245c91a1-c913-4bff-becb-54e2882dd7d4.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>7</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 7: Draft Day</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 6: Tournament Recaps]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Beth and Jenny cover a detailed recap of March Madness and the Masters, providing insights into the tournament outcomes and player performances. They also delve into the impact of the transfer portal and NIL on college sports, highlighting the challenges and opportunities presented by these developments.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>March Madness Tournament Recap</li><li>The Masters Tournament Recap</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 March Madness Recap</li><li>11:35 Masters Recap</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">457398c6-d778-4bdd-9bfc-6bae823253a3</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jennifer Hoffman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2026 10:45:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/c3eea98eef04594a7bb0762da2c8aac4a7c0f3280d15b83456e55fed91c400d1/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI0NTczOThjNi1kNzc4LTRiZGQtOWJmYy02YmFlODIzMjUzYTMiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIxYTJkYzExMi1kYmQxLTQxNmYtYmZkYS1lZWVjNjA2YzA5YmUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWIwNzE2MWM0Y2I2OGE4NjY5ZDVkMmMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjllNDMwN2EzYjUzZjMxODdmNWY5OTJjL2plbm5pZmVyLWhvZmZtYW5zLXN0dWRpby1qeTJ5ei1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTQtMTlfXzMtMzEtMzcubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="52134495" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/episodes/457398c6-d778-4bdd-9bfc-6bae823253a3/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Beth and Jenny cover a detailed recap of March Madness and the Masters, providing insights into the tournament outcomes and player performances. They also delve into the impact of the transfer portal and NIL on college sports, highlighting the challenges and opportunities presented by these developments.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Takeaways&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;March Madness Tournament Recap&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The Masters Tournament Recap&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Chapters&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;00:00 March Madness Recap&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;11:35 Masters Recap&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:36:12</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/logos/245c91a1-c913-4bff-becb-54e2882dd7d4.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>6</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 6: Tournament Recaps</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 5: Kicking It with Mollie Whitacre]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Ready to go from clueless to soccer connoisseur faster than a striker on a breakaway? Buckle up as we chat with Mollie Whitacre -- soccer state champion, Division I player, and The Pretend Pros first guest -- about the game’s ins and outs. Whether you're planning to watch the World Cup this year or just impress your friends with your offsides knowledge, this episode is packed with fun facts, strategic insights, and a whole lot of “a-ha” moments.</p><h6><b>In this episode:</b></h6><ul><li>Mollie breaks down the roles of defenders, midfielders, and forwards</li><li>The secrets behind the “offsides” rule and how it’s more nuanced than it looks</li><li>Insights on how soccer players condition, including the beep test</li><li>A peek into the soccer journey from walk-on to scholarship at Ohio University</li><li>How international tournaments like the FIFA World Cup work</li><li>The story behind Mollie’s championship plaza and her team’s impressive high school legacy</li></ul><h6><b>Timestamps:</b></h6><p>00:00 - Welcome to the episode with rookie hosts and our first-ever guest Mollie Whitacre<br />02:14 - Mollie’s high school soccer mastery and state championship feats<br />03:23 - College soccer journey from walk-on to star at Ohio University<br />08:02 - What exactly does a midfielder do? Insights from the field<br />10:01 - Soccer formations explained—think flexible basketball lineup strategies<br />15:26 - Conditioning, beep tests, and the fitness grind of a college athlete<br />17:42 - Demystifying offsides: The rule, the controversy, and how referees call it<br />22:40 - Spotting chances to shoot and recognizing real goal moments<br />23:51 - Playground fakery? How players fake injuries to buy time or strategize<br />26:43 - Match scoring, points systems, and the eternal debate on ties<br />27:49 - The pathway to World Cup stardom and the league hierarchy in the US and abroad<br />30:46 - The upcoming FIFA World Cup: format, qualifiers, and the men’s vs women’s tournaments<br />33:16 - How to enjoy your first soccer game—field markings, penalty areas, and what to look for<br />35:28 - The legendary statue of Mollie in championship plaza</p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">7ead1cf3-cd89-4ecc-9625-d0828fcf0348</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jennifer Hoffman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2026 10:45:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/81faea3a4f6010337c4e1c11aaa24c89a899cba7d1b17dae6e119b159d1de927/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI3ZWFkMWNmMy1jZDg5LTRlY2MtOTYyNS1kMDgyOGZjZjAzNDgiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIxYTJkYzExMi1kYmQxLTQxNmYtYmZkYS1lZWVjNjA2YzA5YmUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWIwNzE2MWM0Y2I2OGE4NjY5ZDVkMmMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjlkZDk2YTA4MzM1ODIwYzhhOGNlZTI0L2plbm5pZmVyLWhvZmZtYW5zLXN0dWRpby1qeTJ5ei1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTQtMTRfXzMtMjEtMzUubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="53651687" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/episodes/7ead1cf3-cd89-4ecc-9625-d0828fcf0348/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Ready to go from clueless to soccer connoisseur faster than a striker on a breakaway? Buckle up as we chat with Mollie Whitacre -- soccer state champion, Division I player, and The Pretend Pros first guest -- about the game’s ins and outs. Whether you&apos;re planning to watch the World Cup this year or just impress your friends with your offsides knowledge, this episode is packed with fun facts, strategic insights, and a whole lot of “a-ha” moments.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h6&gt;&lt;b&gt;In this episode:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h6&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Mollie breaks down the roles of defenders, midfielders, and forwards&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The secrets behind the “offsides” rule and how it’s more nuanced than it looks&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Insights on how soccer players condition, including the beep test&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;A peek into the soccer journey from walk-on to scholarship at Ohio University&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;How international tournaments like the FIFA World Cup work&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The story behind Mollie’s championship plaza and her team’s impressive high school legacy&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;h6&gt;&lt;b&gt;Timestamps:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h6&gt;&lt;p&gt;00:00 - Welcome to the episode with rookie hosts and our first-ever guest Mollie Whitacre&lt;br /&gt;02:14 - Mollie’s high school soccer mastery and state championship feats&lt;br /&gt;03:23 - College soccer journey from walk-on to star at Ohio University&lt;br /&gt;08:02 - What exactly does a midfielder do? Insights from the field&lt;br /&gt;10:01 - Soccer formations explained—think flexible basketball lineup strategies&lt;br /&gt;15:26 - Conditioning, beep tests, and the fitness grind of a college athlete&lt;br /&gt;17:42 - Demystifying offsides: The rule, the controversy, and how referees call it&lt;br /&gt;22:40 - Spotting chances to shoot and recognizing real goal moments&lt;br /&gt;23:51 - Playground fakery? How players fake injuries to buy time or strategize&lt;br /&gt;26:43 - Match scoring, points systems, and the eternal debate on ties&lt;br /&gt;27:49 - The pathway to World Cup stardom and the league hierarchy in the US and abroad&lt;br /&gt;30:46 - The upcoming FIFA World Cup: format, qualifiers, and the men’s vs women’s tournaments&lt;br /&gt;33:16 - How to enjoy your first soccer game—field markings, penalty areas, and what to look for&lt;br /&gt;35:28 - The legendary statue of Mollie in championship plaza&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:37:15</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/logos/245c91a1-c913-4bff-becb-54e2882dd7d4.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>5</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 5: Kicking It with Mollie Whitacre</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 4: Birdies & Bogeys]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>The Masters is almost here and The Pretend Pros have THOUGHTS. Join Jenny and Beth as they dive into the world of golf with humor and heart. From Jenny's childhood golf adventures in her grandma's backyard to Beth’s wild story of how a corporate bracket contest nearly scored her tickets to the big tournament (hint, it involves Duke and UCONN), this episode is packed with laughs and insights. </p><p></p><p>Discover the true meaning of a Career Grand Slam, hear about Tiger Woods' comeback (or lack thereof), and enjoy outrageous golf simulator stories. </p><p></p><p>Whether you're a golf fanatic or just here for the fun stories, this episode will make you root for Gary Woodland's inspiring comeback and laugh at the absurdity of putt-putt outhouse holes. Perfect for sports fans, curious newcomers, or anyone who wants a good laugh. No golf attire required, just bring your sense of humor.</p><p></p><p>P.S. Beth might start watching golf after this—or not. </p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">8e882b7f-1242-47d7-8818-8ef6900df6e5</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jennifer Hoffman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2026 12:17:48 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/85648d85643f16b0cf7350c25441fdc6615fc589db0c4c3724d943909f13b3ac/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI4ZTg4MmI3Zi0xMjQyLTQ3ZDctODgxOC04ZWY2OTAwZGY2ZTUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIxYTJkYzExMi1kYmQxLTQxNmYtYmZkYS1lZWVjNjA2YzA5YmUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWIwNzE2MWM0Y2I2OGE4NjY5ZDVkMmMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjlkNDQzMjBkYTI4NWE0OTMxMzhmYjE0L2plbm5pZmVyLWhvZmZtYW5zLXN0dWRpby1qeTJ5ei1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTQtN19fMS0zNC01Ni5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="51177160" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/episodes/8e882b7f-1242-47d7-8818-8ef6900df6e5/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;The Masters is almost here and The Pretend Pros have THOUGHTS. Join Jenny and Beth as they dive into the world of golf with humor and heart. From Jenny&apos;s childhood golf adventures in her grandma&apos;s backyard to Beth’s wild story of how a corporate bracket contest nearly scored her tickets to the big tournament (hint, it involves Duke and UCONN), this episode is packed with laughs and insights. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Discover the true meaning of a Career Grand Slam, hear about Tiger Woods&apos; comeback (or lack thereof), and enjoy outrageous golf simulator stories. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whether you&apos;re a golf fanatic or just here for the fun stories, this episode will make you root for Gary Woodland&apos;s inspiring comeback and laugh at the absurdity of putt-putt outhouse holes. Perfect for sports fans, curious newcomers, or anyone who wants a good laugh. No golf attire required, just bring your sense of humor.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;P.S. Beth might start watching golf after this—or not. &lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:35:32</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/logos/245c91a1-c913-4bff-becb-54e2882dd7d4.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>4</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 4: Birdies &amp; Bogeys</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 3: Women Can Ball]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Most NCAA fans are fixated on the men's bracket, but we can't forget about the magic happening on the women’s side. In this episode, Jennifer and Beth dive into the incredible stories shaping women’s college basketball and the WNBA. </p><p></p><p>From a Cinderella Virginia team to stories of tattoos and family legacies, this is the deep-dive you didn’t know you needed. We break down key upsets like Virginia knocking off Georgia in overtime amidst Iowa’s sweltering arena, and spotlight players like Kymora Johnson, whose inspiring story and tattoo remind us that home isn’t just a place, it’s a feeling. We also highlight Audi Crooks’ monster 37-point game for Iowa State and a college star’s journey from small-town Indiana to the brink of WNBA stardom, all while acknowledging how far women’s sports have come in just a few short decades. </p><p></p><p>Whether you’re a hardcore hoops fan, new to women’s sports, or just here for the epic tales, this episode serves up heart, humor, and a whole lot of game-changing moments. </p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">e0e77404-0935-4019-9e78-3ac4485ec11b</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jennifer Hoffman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 31 Mar 2026 10:45:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/d372fea7f2f14cd3ec419f9646303c8baae7e17bddd027c9b1df8d1c0f0659d1/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlMGU3NzQwNC0wOTM1LTQwMTktOWU3OC0zYWM0NDg1ZWMxMWIiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIxYTJkYzExMi1kYmQxLTQxNmYtYmZkYS1lZWVjNjA2YzA5YmUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWIwNzE2MWM0Y2I2OGE4NjY5ZDVkMmMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjljYjMxZWUxZGQxNjZhZTMzNjJjMWY5L2plbm5pZmVyLWhvZmZtYW5zLXN0dWRpby1qeTJ5ei1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTMtMzFfXzQtMzEtOS5tcDMifQ==.mp3" length="50702567" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/episodes/e0e77404-0935-4019-9e78-3ac4485ec11b/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Most NCAA fans are fixated on the men&apos;s bracket, but we can&apos;t forget about the magic happening on the women’s side. In this episode, Jennifer and Beth dive into the incredible stories shaping women’s college basketball and the WNBA. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;From a Cinderella Virginia team to stories of tattoos and family legacies, this is the deep-dive you didn’t know you needed. We break down key upsets like Virginia knocking off Georgia in overtime amidst Iowa’s sweltering arena, and spotlight players like Kymora Johnson, whose inspiring story and tattoo remind us that home isn’t just a place, it’s a feeling. We also highlight Audi Crooks’ monster 37-point game for Iowa State and a college star’s journey from small-town Indiana to the brink of WNBA stardom, all while acknowledging how far women’s sports have come in just a few short decades. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;Whether you’re a hardcore hoops fan, new to women’s sports, or just here for the epic tales, this episode serves up heart, humor, and a whole lot of game-changing moments. &lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:35:13</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/logos/245c91a1-c913-4bff-becb-54e2882dd7d4.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>3</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 3: Women Can Ball</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 2: Busted Brackets]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Dive into the madness of March with Beth and Jenny as they unravel the hilarious, bizarre, and jaw-dropping tales behind the NCAA brackets. Think you know this tournament inside out? Prepare to be surprised as our hosts share amusing (and slightly embarrassing) truths about their picks, from shattered brackets to mythical mascot mishaps, all while delivering a dose of chaos and comedy.<br /><br />In this episode, our hosts take a look at their underdog selections and reveal the crazy stories that make college basketball so much more than just numbers. You'll discover how a street dog named Buddy became Queens’ unlikely mascot, why Miami’s swim team is sporting speedos in the stands, and the true origins of the mythical “Billiken” creature that’s been fueling St. Louis pride. <br /><br />This episode is a must-listen for college basketball enthusiasts, casual fans, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh while navigating the March Madness. Whether you're aiming for victory or just in it for the fun, these stories and laughs will keep your bracket-busting spirits high. Get ready to cheer, chuckle, and maybe even devise your next bracket strategy as we celebrate the most unpredictable and entertaining chaos in sports.</p><h6><b>Chapters:</b></h6><ul><li>Episode 1 Fact Checks</li><li>March Madness Men's Underdog Bracket Recap</li><li>Final Four Predictions</li><li>Closing Thoughts</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">86b3c8e4-a0eb-45a0-b160-49df25ae7a6e</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jennifer Hoffman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2026 10:45:00 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/9b5be384edda087146e2900f8f7512b72c7aac37e805fea42fe88e25cb730eb5/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiI4NmIzYzhlNC1hMGViLTQ1YTAtYjE2MC00OWRmMjVhZTdhNmUiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIxYTJkYzExMi1kYmQxLTQxNmYtYmZkYS1lZWVjNjA2YzA5YmUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWIwNzE2MWM0Y2I2OGE4NjY5ZDVkMmMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjljMDM3M2NlMTNjZGZlOGU3OGMwMGRkL2plbm5pZmVyLWhvZmZtYW5zLXN0dWRpby1qeTJ5ei1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTMtMjJfXzE5LTM4LTUyLm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="26369192" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/episodes/86b3c8e4-a0eb-45a0-b160-49df25ae7a6e/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Dive into the madness of March with Beth and Jenny as they unravel the hilarious, bizarre, and jaw-dropping tales behind the NCAA brackets. Think you know this tournament inside out? Prepare to be surprised as our hosts share amusing (and slightly embarrassing) truths about their picks, from shattered brackets to mythical mascot mishaps, all while delivering a dose of chaos and comedy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode, our hosts take a look at their underdog selections and reveal the crazy stories that make college basketball so much more than just numbers. You&apos;ll discover how a street dog named Buddy became Queens’ unlikely mascot, why Miami’s swim team is sporting speedos in the stands, and the true origins of the mythical “Billiken” creature that’s been fueling St. Louis pride. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This episode is a must-listen for college basketball enthusiasts, casual fans, and anyone who enjoys a good laugh while navigating the March Madness. Whether you&apos;re aiming for victory or just in it for the fun, these stories and laughs will keep your bracket-busting spirits high. Get ready to cheer, chuckle, and maybe even devise your next bracket strategy as we celebrate the most unpredictable and entertaining chaos in sports.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;h6&gt;&lt;b&gt;Chapters:&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/h6&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Episode 1 Fact Checks&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;March Madness Men&apos;s Underdog Bracket Recap&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Final Four Predictions&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Closing Thoughts&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:18:19</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/logos/245c91a1-c913-4bff-becb-54e2882dd7d4.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>2</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 2: Busted Brackets</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Introduction]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>Welcome to The Pretend Prod, the sports podcast where the takes are hot and the expertise is...questionable.</p><p></p><p></p>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">ed6beaed-f27f-4210-9615-a173b6a98247</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jennifer Hoffman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2026 02:40:11 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/9aedb84c43cb4388560817ebb08eb972f25caa80a77f47dcef373bbe1ab82e44/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiJlZDZiZWFlZC1mMjdmLTQyMTAtOTYxNS1hMTczYjZhOTgyNDciLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIxYTJkYzExMi1kYmQxLTQxNmYtYmZkYS1lZWVjNjA2YzA5YmUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWIwNzE2MWM0Y2I2OGE4NjY5ZDVkMmMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjliYjQ2ODlhZjUxNGNhMmM2MzA5OGRkL2plbm5pZmVyLWhvZmZtYW5zLXN0dWRpby1qeTJ5ei1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTMtMTlfXzEtNDItNDkubXAzIn0=.mp3" length="1184435" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/episodes/ed6beaed-f27f-4210-9615-a173b6a98247/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;Welcome to The Pretend Prod, the sports podcast where the takes are hot and the expertise is...questionable.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:00:49</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/logos/245c91a1-c913-4bff-becb-54e2882dd7d4.png"/><itunes:title>Introduction</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>trailer</itunes:episodeType></item><item><title><![CDATA[Episode 1: We're Going Dancing]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>We're going dancing -- and we don't mean salsa! This week we're talking about buzzer beaters, 3-point shots and the underdogs. That's right, it's March Madness time! Join us as we draft our Underdog Teams in this year's Men's NCAA College Basketball Tournament. We share our personal experiences with college basketball, our favorite teams and the excitement surrounding the tournament.</p><p></p><p>In this episode:</p><ul><li>Introduction to your hosts &amp; this podcast</li><li>March Madness Kick-off</li><li>The Underdog Draft</li><li>Fun Facts about this year's tournament</li></ul>]]></description><guid isPermaLink="false">2f18d4db-bd8d-4756-abfa-930884110891</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[Jennifer Hoffman]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Tue, 17 Mar 2026 12:36:16 GMT</pubDate><enclosure url="https://api.riverside.com/hosting-analytics/media/e9e429dacc8af5aecfa66eab8d24065252070d066265fc47f03e7c70a364eca1/eyJlcGlzb2RlSWQiOiIyZjE4ZDRkYi1iZDhkLTQ3NTYtYWJmYS05MzA4ODQxMTA4OTEiLCJwb2RjYXN0SWQiOiIxYTJkYzExMi1kYmQxLTQxNmYtYmZkYS1lZWVjNjA2YzA5YmUiLCJhY2NvdW50SWQiOiI2OWIwNzE2MWM0Y2I2OGE4NjY5ZDVkMmMiLCJwYXRoIjoibWVkaWEvY2xpcHMvNjliOTQ4MmRmMDI0NGQ5OTdlNzRkMDEzL2plbm5pZmVyLWhvZmZtYW5zLXN0dWRpby1qeTJ5ei1jb21wb3Nlci0yMDI2LTMtMTdfXzEzLTI1LTE3Lm1wMyJ9.mp3" length="67471299" type="audio/mpeg"/><podcast:transcript url="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/episodes/2f18d4db-bd8d-4756-abfa-930884110891/transcripts.txt" type="text/plain"/><itunes:summary>&lt;p&gt;We&apos;re going dancing -- and we don&apos;t mean salsa! This week we&apos;re talking about buzzer beaters, 3-point shots and the underdogs. That&apos;s right, it&apos;s March Madness time! Join us as we draft our Underdog Teams in this year&apos;s Men&apos;s NCAA College Basketball Tournament. We share our personal experiences with college basketball, our favorite teams and the excitement surrounding the tournament.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;In this episode:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;Introduction to your hosts &amp;amp; this podcast&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;March Madness Kick-off&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;The Underdog Draft&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Fun Facts about this year&apos;s tournament&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;</itunes:summary><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:duration>00:46:51</itunes:duration><itunes:image href="https://hosting-media.riverside.com/media/podcasts/1a2dc112-dbd1-416f-bfda-eeec606c09be/logos/245c91a1-c913-4bff-becb-54e2882dd7d4.png"/><itunes:season>1</itunes:season><itunes:episode>1</itunes:episode><itunes:title>Episode 1: We&apos;re Going Dancing</itunes:title><itunes:episodeType>full</itunes:episodeType></item></channel></rss>