<![CDATA[Two Dudes, One Stream]]>Just two really cool dudes that love to stream.. one of us lives in central Illinois and the other is alllll the way in California. Come hangout with us as we discuss life, comedy, movies, music and other nonsense. We also watch hilarious clips, videos and movies.

]]>www.coltcrarycomedy.comRiverside.fm (https://riverside.com)Sat, 13 Jun 2026 11:12:42 GMTSun, 25 Jan 2026 20:57:50 GMT60Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate<p>Just two really cool dudes that love to stream.. one of us lives in central Illinois and the other is alllll the way in California. Come hangout with us as we discuss life, comedy, movies, music and other nonsense. We also watch hilarious clips, videos and movies.</p>episodicColt Crary and Dalton Fugatea7x-95@live.comyes<![CDATA[Dog-like dong]]>The conversation covers a range of humorous and imaginative topics, from setting up and getting naked to conjoined twins and balloon runs. It also delves into weather predictability, preparation for a roast, makeup supervision antics, a jerk mate competition, and the concept of a 'Diamond Dick Eater' and 'Iridescent Push.' The conversation concludes with vivid visual descriptions of a wiener dog-like dick. The conversation covers a range of unusual and humorous topics, including the discussion of sugary drinks and their health implications. The hosts engage in light-hearted banter and explore various offbeat subjects, providing an entertaining and lighthearted listening experience.

]]>0032cc76-f6ff-4b3b-a47b-96a358a9bbe1Sun, 03 May 2026 16:45:33 GMT<p>The conversation covers a range of humorous and imaginative topics, from setting up and getting naked to conjoined twins and balloon runs. It also delves into weather predictability, preparation for a roast, makeup supervision antics, a jerk mate competition, and the concept of a 'Diamond Dick Eater' and 'Iridescent Push.' The conversation concludes with vivid visual descriptions of a wiener dog-like dick. The conversation covers a range of unusual and humorous topics, including the discussion of sugary drinks and their health implications. The hosts engage in light-hearted banter and explore various offbeat subjects, providing an entertaining and lighthearted listening experience.</p>no00:55:00Dog-like dongfull<![CDATA[COULD'VE BEEN LOVE]]> Colt and Dalton

discuss their upcoming schedule and a visit to the chiropractor. A lighthearted and humorous conversation between two friends, covering topics such as chiropractic visits, pranks, and funny videos.

]]>45ba8d7d-bd10-4c3f-8b44-754dcf1dafd6Tue, 14 Apr 2026 13:46:59 GMT<p> Colt and Dalton</p><p>discuss their upcoming schedule and a visit to the chiropractor. A lighthearted and humorous conversation between two friends, covering topics such as chiropractic visits, pranks, and funny videos.</p><p></p>no00:43:09COULD'VE BEEN LOVEfull<![CDATA[TJ's Glory Hole]]>The conversation begins with humorous banter and segues into a discussion about Trader Joe's and the concept of sexual tension. It then transitions to a lighthearted conversation about pets and unpredictable weather. The hosts share comedic anecdotes, engage in skits, and continue with humorous conversations about nutrition and other topics. The conversation covers a range of topics including preparations for a 5k run, humorous scenarios, awkward encounters, inappropriate comments, technical issues, movie discussions, and uncomfortable situations. The dialogue is filled with unusual and humorous anecdotes, creating an unexpected and entertaining experience for the listeners. The conversation features explicit content and humorous banter, with a focus on storytelling and comedic exchanges. The gas station banter serves as the primary theme, showcasing the explicit and humorous nature of the conversation.

What a shitty summary from this dumb AI shit.. Anyways,

follow the guys on Instagram and Tiktok!

@coltcrarywithcheese

@fugate.jpg @fugate.xl

]]>e04a51d6-216d-4ee1-9a77-554cd21173aaTue, 24 Mar 2026 19:03:09 GMT<p>The conversation begins with humorous banter and segues into a discussion about Trader Joe's and the concept of sexual tension. It then transitions to a lighthearted conversation about pets and unpredictable weather. The hosts share comedic anecdotes, engage in skits, and continue with humorous conversations about nutrition and other topics. The conversation covers a range of topics including preparations for a 5k run, humorous scenarios, awkward encounters, inappropriate comments, technical issues, movie discussions, and uncomfortable situations. The dialogue is filled with unusual and humorous anecdotes, creating an unexpected and entertaining experience for the listeners. The conversation features explicit content and humorous banter, with a focus on storytelling and comedic exchanges. The gas station banter serves as the primary theme, showcasing the explicit and humorous nature of the conversation.</p><p></p><p>What a shitty summary from this dumb AI shit.. Anyways,</p><p>follow the guys on Instagram and Tiktok!</p><p></p><p>@coltcrarywithcheese</p><p>@fugate.jpg @fugate.xl</p>no01:04:28TJ's Glory Holefull<![CDATA[WE CAN'T BELIEVE IT]]>The conversation covers the challenges of podcast recording and technical issues, as well as experiences and jokes related to stand-up comedy. The hosts discuss their podcast recording experiences, technical difficulties, and the impact of epilepsy on one of their episodes. They also share insights into their stand-up comedy experiences, including jokes and audience reactions. The conversation covers the impact of tattoo flu on the body and the endurance required for long tattoo sessions. It also delves into the art of storytelling and humor in stand-up comedy, highlighting the use of descriptive and engaging narratives to entertain the audience. The conversation covers humorous experiences in a tattoo studio, the unique lifestyle of living in California, and comical mishaps in home maintenance. The topics range from funny encounters with clients in the tattoo studio to the quirks of California living and the amusing incidents of home maintenance gone wrong.

Takeaways

  • Stand-up comedy experiences
  • Podcast recording challenges Tattoo flu and its impact on the body
  • Humor and storytelling in stand-up comedy Tattoo studio experiences
  • California living
  • Home maintenance mishaps

Chapters

  • 00:00 Podcast Recording and Technical Issues
  • 19:55 Stand-up Comedy and Jokes
  • 27:09 Tattoo Flu and Endurance
  • 49:00 Stand-Up Comedy and Storytelling
  • 58:39 Tattoo Studio Shenanigans
  • 01:29:24 Home Maintenance Fiascos
]]>5c62d068-f3d8-47d7-a684-4339514eda06Wed, 18 Mar 2026 17:25:10 GMT<p>The conversation covers the challenges of podcast recording and technical issues, as well as experiences and jokes related to stand-up comedy. The hosts discuss their podcast recording experiences, technical difficulties, and the impact of epilepsy on one of their episodes. They also share insights into their stand-up comedy experiences, including jokes and audience reactions. The conversation covers the impact of tattoo flu on the body and the endurance required for long tattoo sessions. It also delves into the art of storytelling and humor in stand-up comedy, highlighting the use of descriptive and engaging narratives to entertain the audience. The conversation covers humorous experiences in a tattoo studio, the unique lifestyle of living in California, and comical mishaps in home maintenance. The topics range from funny encounters with clients in the tattoo studio to the quirks of California living and the amusing incidents of home maintenance gone wrong.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>Stand-up comedy experiences</li><li>Podcast recording challenges Tattoo flu and its impact on the body</li><li>Humor and storytelling in stand-up comedy Tattoo studio experiences</li><li>California living</li><li>Home maintenance mishaps</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 Podcast Recording and Technical Issues</li><li>19:55 Stand-up Comedy and Jokes</li><li>27:09 Tattoo Flu and Endurance</li><li>49:00 Stand-Up Comedy and Storytelling</li><li>58:39 Tattoo Studio Shenanigans</li><li>01:29:24 Home Maintenance Fiascos</li></ul>no00:58:30WE CAN'T BELIEVE ITfull<![CDATA[Dalton Jewcing a Colt]]>The conversation begins with a light meditation and transitions into a humorous discussion about preheated farts. This leads to a chat about homework frustrations and AI interaction. Colt and Dalton then share amusing TV show experiences and stories about Amish encounters. The conversation concludes with a humorous sponsorship mention and side effects warning. The conversation covers a range of topics, from humorous spelling woes to cultural appropriation, dark humor, soundboards, psychology class humor, TV show connections, lightening the mood in dark situations, and dark humor in the context of breaking news. The speakers use humor to navigate through dark and heavy topics, finding lightness in unexpected places. The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including second chances, skateboarding culture, humor, reflections, and social issues. The hosts engage in humorous banter, share personal experiences, and discuss societal and cultural observations. The dialogue is light-hearted and entertaining, providing insights into various aspects of life and pop culture.

Takeaways

  • Amusing banter and storytelling
  • Exploration of TV shows and experiences Humor in dark situations
  • Cultural appropriation Second chances
  • Skateboarding culture

Chapters

  • 00:00 Light Meditation and Fart Banter
  • 07:35 Politeness and AI Interaction
  • 26:58 Sponsorship and Side Effects
  • 32:02 BDSM Gear and Diarrhea Restaurants
  • 38:39 Psychology Class Humor and Dark Topics
  • 45:37 Malcolm in the Middle and Breaking Bad Connection
  • 54:31 Breaking News and Dark Humor
  • 01:00:06 Weaves and Cultural Appropriation
  • 01:05:21 Spider-Man and 9/11 References
  • 01:11:32 Skateboarding Spot and Pro Skaters
  • 01:17:02 Plans for Skateboarding Filming
]]>bc933d05-053f-4164-81f3-bcadb77527feTue, 10 Mar 2026 22:58:48 GMT<p>The conversation begins with a light meditation and transitions into a humorous discussion about preheated farts. This leads to a chat about homework frustrations and AI interaction. Colt and Dalton then share amusing TV show experiences and stories about Amish encounters. The conversation concludes with a humorous sponsorship mention and side effects warning. The conversation covers a range of topics, from humorous spelling woes to cultural appropriation, dark humor, soundboards, psychology class humor, TV show connections, lightening the mood in dark situations, and dark humor in the context of breaking news. The speakers use humor to navigate through dark and heavy topics, finding lightness in unexpected places. The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including second chances, skateboarding culture, humor, reflections, and social issues. The hosts engage in humorous banter, share personal experiences, and discuss societal and cultural observations. The dialogue is light-hearted and entertaining, providing insights into various aspects of life and pop culture.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>Amusing banter and storytelling</li><li>Exploration of TV shows and experiences Humor in dark situations</li><li>Cultural appropriation Second chances</li><li>Skateboarding culture</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 Light Meditation and Fart Banter</li><li>07:35 Politeness and AI Interaction</li><li>26:58 Sponsorship and Side Effects</li><li>32:02 BDSM Gear and Diarrhea Restaurants</li><li>38:39 Psychology Class Humor and Dark Topics</li><li>45:37 Malcolm in the Middle and Breaking Bad Connection</li><li>54:31 Breaking News and Dark Humor</li><li>01:00:06 Weaves and Cultural Appropriation</li><li>01:05:21 Spider-Man and 9/11 References</li><li>01:11:32 Skateboarding Spot and Pro Skaters</li><li>01:17:02 Plans for Skateboarding Filming</li></ul>no01:23:40Dalton Jewcing a Coltfull<![CDATA[You're my boy, BLUE!]]>In this lively conversation, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate explore a variety of humorous and nostalgic topics, ranging from the peculiarities of their childhood neighborhoods to the absurdities of modern technology and social interactions. They share funny anecdotes about LimeWire, texting in the early 2000s, and their experiences in Vegas, all while weaving in references to pop culture and personal memories. The discussion also touches on the quirks of tattooing and the unique joy of working with clients who have Down syndrome, showcasing a blend of humor and heartfelt moments throughout. In this episode, Dalton and Colt explore various humorous and absurd topics, from cruising in Vegas to a disastrous experience at Domino's. They delve into the psychological tricks of casinos, share funny anecdotes about farts, and even touch on dark humor related to Epstein's emails. The conversation flows through everyday mishaps, including driving struggles and the ridiculousness of cologne commercials, all while maintaining a light-hearted and comedic tone.

]]>efd42f6b-2212-43d9-90f2-36d5738b74b1Wed, 25 Feb 2026 16:27:49 GMT<p>In this lively conversation, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate explore a variety of humorous and nostalgic topics, ranging from the peculiarities of their childhood neighborhoods to the absurdities of modern technology and social interactions. They share funny anecdotes about LimeWire, texting in the early 2000s, and their experiences in Vegas, all while weaving in references to pop culture and personal memories. The discussion also touches on the quirks of tattooing and the unique joy of working with clients who have Down syndrome, showcasing a blend of humor and heartfelt moments throughout. In this episode, Dalton and Colt explore various humorous and absurd topics, from cruising in Vegas to a disastrous experience at Domino's. They delve into the psychological tricks of casinos, share funny anecdotes about farts, and even touch on dark humor related to Epstein's emails. The conversation flows through everyday mishaps, including driving struggles and the ridiculousness of cologne commercials, all while maintaining a light-hearted and comedic tone.</p><p></p>yes01:09:38You're my boy, BLUE!full<![CDATA[QUIET ON SET, DAWG]]>Summary

In this episode, Colt and Dalton share humorous anecdotes about their lives, including a disastrous Uber ride, dreams of casting calls, and plans for a Vegas trip. They also discuss personal updates, including a cat with herpes and experiences in the entertainment industry. The conversation is filled with laughter, banter, and reflections on life, making it an entertaining listen for fans of comedy podcasts.

]]>205f84b8-bf8a-4390-9e7b-4385a4c03b5dTue, 17 Feb 2026 20:20:33 GMT<p>Summary</p><p>In this episode, Colt and Dalton share humorous anecdotes about their lives, including a disastrous Uber ride, dreams of casting calls, and plans for a Vegas trip. They also discuss personal updates, including a cat with herpes and experiences in the entertainment industry. The conversation is filled with laughter, banter, and reflections on life, making it an entertaining listen for fans of comedy podcasts.</p><p></p>yes00:47:26QUIET ON SET, DAWGfull<![CDATA[Sea Lion Stank]]>In this conversation, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate discuss a variety of topics ranging from their excitement about training for a 5K, the impact of AI on media perception, the mechanics of skateboarding games, and humorous anecdotes about sea lions and childhood experiences. They also delve into comedic bits about awkward situations, including a funny take on the terms 'prolapse' and 'relapse', and share unforgettable stories from their past. In this engaging conversation, Dalton Fugate and Colt Crary explore the intricacies of comedy, sharing insights on joke structure, personal storytelling, and the challenges of the comedy scene. They also delve into fitness, discussing preparations for a 5K and the importance of proper running gear. The duo reflects on influencer culture and environmental issues, particularly the Amazon rainforest, while also commenting on pop culture figures like Bert Kreischer. The conversation wraps up with excitement for upcoming gaming experiences, particularly a new skate game.

]]>bc7bce04-653f-497e-9530-9b5b24ec3eb7Fri, 06 Feb 2026 21:39:15 GMT<p>In this conversation, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate discuss a variety of topics ranging from their excitement about training for a 5K, the impact of AI on media perception, the mechanics of skateboarding games, and humorous anecdotes about sea lions and childhood experiences. They also delve into comedic bits about awkward situations, including a funny take on the terms 'prolapse' and 'relapse', and share unforgettable stories from their past. In this engaging conversation, Dalton Fugate and Colt Crary explore the intricacies of comedy, sharing insights on joke structure, personal storytelling, and the challenges of the comedy scene. They also delve into fitness, discussing preparations for a 5K and the importance of proper running gear. The duo reflects on influencer culture and environmental issues, particularly the Amazon rainforest, while also commenting on pop culture figures like Bert Kreischer. The conversation wraps up with excitement for upcoming gaming experiences, particularly a new skate game.</p><p></p>yes01:08:28113Sea Lion Stankfull<![CDATA[Daltons Hairline]]>The conversation covers a wide range of random and diverse topics, including alcoholism, sobriety, police chase commentary, influencer content, music, and more. The dialogue is humorous and entertaining, providing a mix of lighthearted and thought-provoking commentary.

Takeaways

  • Diverse and random content
  • Humorous and entertaining conversation

Chapters

  • 00:00 Random Conversations and Commentary
  • 05:13 Police Chase and Commentary
  • 11:14 Influencer Content and Commentary
  • 56:04 Music and Commentary
]]>1eaadf88-8d25-46e4-b16b-8abea2d80e68Thu, 29 Jan 2026 03:46:37 GMT<p>The conversation covers a wide range of random and diverse topics, including alcoholism, sobriety, police chase commentary, influencer content, music, and more. The dialogue is humorous and entertaining, providing a mix of lighthearted and thought-provoking commentary.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>Diverse and random content</li><li>Humorous and entertaining conversation</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 Random Conversations and Commentary</li><li>05:13 Police Chase and Commentary</li><li>11:14 Influencer Content and Commentary</li><li>56:04 Music and Commentary</li></ul>yes01:06:31Daltons Hairlinefull<![CDATA[Daltons Underwear]]>Summary

In this engaging podcast episode, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate explore a variety of humorous topics ranging from microphone troubles and online shopping experiences to personal health reflections and funny public encounters. They share anecdotes from their lives, discuss the importance of variety in comedy, and reflect on their experiences with art galleries and classroom dynamics. The conversation flows naturally, highlighting the duo's chemistry and comedic timing as they navigate through various themes, including future collaborations and upcoming performances. In this episode, Colt and Dalton explore the challenges of content creation, focusing on the struggle for authenticity and the importance of relatable ideas. They share personal anecdotes, discuss social media trends, and promote fellow creators. The conversation flows into humorous travel stories, unexpected interruptions, and creative ideas for enhancing their podcast visuals. They also touch on cooking techniques and the importance of upgrading their equipment for future episodes.

]]>778f8e63-8be5-467d-9d96-2f521feab269Thu, 29 Jan 2026 03:44:48 GMT<p>Summary</p><p>In this engaging podcast episode, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate explore a variety of humorous topics ranging from microphone troubles and online shopping experiences to personal health reflections and funny public encounters. They share anecdotes from their lives, discuss the importance of variety in comedy, and reflect on their experiences with art galleries and classroom dynamics. The conversation flows naturally, highlighting the duo's chemistry and comedic timing as they navigate through various themes, including future collaborations and upcoming performances. In this episode, Colt and Dalton explore the challenges of content creation, focusing on the struggle for authenticity and the importance of relatable ideas. They share personal anecdotes, discuss social media trends, and promote fellow creators. The conversation flows into humorous travel stories, unexpected interruptions, and creative ideas for enhancing their podcast visuals. They also touch on cooking techniques and the importance of upgrading their equipment for future episodes.</p><p></p>yes01:30:22Daltons Underwearfull<![CDATA[Daltons Nuts]]>The conversation covers topics such as snowy weather, climbing, writing a book, and humorous banter. It begins with a discussion about the cold weather and snowy conditions, followed by a conversation about climbing and free soloing. The hosts then delve into the process of writing a book and the publishing process. The conversation concludes with humorous and lighthearted banter. The conversation is characterized by casual banter, humor, and a variety of topics. From a squirrel story to discussions about Mormon country and bathroom humor, the dialogue is filled with light-hearted exchanges and amusing anecdotes.

Takeaways

  • Snowy weather and cold temperatures
  • Discussion about climbing and free soloing
  • Writing a book and publishing process
  • Humorous and lighthearted banter Casual conversation
  • Humor and banter

Chapters

  • 00:00 Snowy Weather and Cold Temperatures
  • 05:59 Writing a Book and Publishing Process
  • 15:00 Humorous and Lighthearted Banter
  • 37:34 Squirrel Story and Smut Books
  • 51:48 Cooking Mishap and Bathroom Humor
]]>049f8481-3a09-409b-ba36-1d7c77887734Thu, 29 Jan 2026 03:38:03 GMT<p>The conversation covers topics such as snowy weather, climbing, writing a book, and humorous banter. It begins with a discussion about the cold weather and snowy conditions, followed by a conversation about climbing and free soloing. The hosts then delve into the process of writing a book and the publishing process. The conversation concludes with humorous and lighthearted banter. The conversation is characterized by casual banter, humor, and a variety of topics. From a squirrel story to discussions about Mormon country and bathroom humor, the dialogue is filled with light-hearted exchanges and amusing anecdotes.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>Snowy weather and cold temperatures</li><li>Discussion about climbing and free soloing</li><li>Writing a book and publishing process</li><li>Humorous and lighthearted banter Casual conversation</li><li>Humor and banter</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 Snowy Weather and Cold Temperatures</li><li>05:59 Writing a Book and Publishing Process</li><li>15:00 Humorous and Lighthearted Banter</li><li>37:34 Squirrel Story and Smut Books</li><li>51:48 Cooking Mishap and Bathroom Humor</li></ul>no00:57:59Daltons Nutsfull<![CDATA[Gutting Tobacco]]>In this lively conversation, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate discuss a variety of topics ranging from the weather and personal anecdotes to experiences with chewing tobacco and memories from high school. They share humorous stories, delve into sports and gaming, and reflect on their social media experiences, particularly on TikTok. The conversation wraps up with discussions about movies and entertainment, showcasing their camaraderie and light-hearted banter throughout.

]]>3b93ccf5-e0ef-4f61-a404-c378303cd96eWed, 28 Jan 2026 23:28:22 GMT<p>In this lively conversation, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate discuss a variety of topics ranging from the weather and personal anecdotes to experiences with chewing tobacco and memories from high school. They share humorous stories, delve into sports and gaming, and reflect on their social media experiences, particularly on TikTok. The conversation wraps up with discussions about movies and entertainment, showcasing their camaraderie and light-hearted banter throughout.</p><p></p>yes01:05:07112Gutting Tobaccofull<![CDATA[Heterosexual life-mates]]>Dalton and Colt have been bestfriends for around 20 years. Summers they would spend living at each others houses, riding wood around town, sucking on chili dawgs outside the Tastee Freez. Dalton sitting on Colt's lap, he's got his hands...well you know the rest...

Life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone..

]]>033b9c05-c132-40b0-bfc0-e65c1696aaeeSun, 25 Jan 2026 21:01:09 GMT<p>Dalton and Colt have been bestfriends for around 20 years. Summers they would spend living at each others houses, riding wood around town, sucking on chili dawgs outside the Tastee Freez. Dalton sitting on Colt's lap, he's got his hands...well you know the rest...</p><p></p><p>Life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone..</p>yes01:28:34111Heterosexual life-matesfull