<![CDATA[The Bite]]>Stuck in a doomscroll? 

I'm Jack Anderson and each week you can join me for a hot, fresh, slightly undercooked episode of The Bite; the bite-sized podcast where I try to reprogram your brain with uplifting stupidity, deeply unserious information and satirical social commentary. I can't guarantee you'll learn anything. In fact, I can't guarantee anything at all.

New episodes weekly! Follow more to chew on @thebite_pod on socials xo

]]>thebite.comRiverside.fm (https://riverside.com)Thu, 17 Sep 2026 22:28:31 GMTSun, 05 Apr 2026 22:50:21 GMT60Jack Anderson<p>Stuck in a doomscroll? </p><p></p><p>I'm Jack Anderson and each week you can join me for a hot, fresh, slightly undercooked episode of The Bite; the bite-sized podcast where I try to reprogram your brain with uplifting stupidity, deeply unserious information and satirical social commentary. I can't guarantee you'll learn anything. In fact, I can't guarantee anything at all.</p><p></p><p>New episodes weekly! Follow more to chew on @thebite_pod on socials xo</p>episodicJack Andersonjack.cw.anderson@gmail.comyes<![CDATA[EP14: Erehwon Holy Water, Explosive Diarrhoea, and Piracy]]>This week on The Bite! I'm waging the already lost war against ads in paid streaming services, we check in on our American cousins and their explosive Cyclosporiasis outbreak, plus more shit behaviour from my producer.

]]>c40aba18-3c21-45fe-aa7b-95a016b3ac4bThu, 23 Jul 2026 07:11:05 GMT<p>This week on The Bite! I'm waging the already lost war against ads in paid streaming services, we check in on our American cousins and their explosive Cyclosporiasis outbreak, plus more shit behaviour from my producer.</p>yes00:19:31EP14: Erehwon Holy Water, Explosive Diarrhoea, and Piracyfull<![CDATA[EP13: The Pearl Clutching Olympics]]>This week on The Bite! In a world first, we dive into the luscious gold mine that is New Zealand's Advertising Standards Authority and their long list of yearly complaints released to the public.

Feeling annoyed because you saw boobies on TV? Want to complain about how dildos are marketed? Well listen to this first, so you can see just how stupid you sound.

Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

]]>36d30c26-90a6-4e80-928e-705801d63841Mon, 20 Jul 2026 08:54:12 GMT<p>This week on The Bite! In a world first, we dive into the luscious gold mine that is New Zealand's Advertising Standards Authority and their long list of yearly complaints released to the public. <br /><br />Feeling annoyed because you saw boobies on TV? Want to complain about how dildos are marketed? Well listen to this first, so you can see just how stupid you sound.</p><p></p><p>Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials! </p>yes00:18:43EP13: The Pearl Clutching Olympicsfull<![CDATA[EP12: They Ruined Shrek and The Swifties Have Lost Their Minds Again]]>This week on The Bite! Another beloved childhood character got a facelift, the Swifties are literally buying garbage, and Aotearoa New Zealand has received their first Michelin stars.

Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

]]>8a035c30-4c13-47d8-9274-9477c9f2ad59Fri, 10 Jul 2026 03:20:24 GMT<p>This week on The Bite! Another beloved childhood character got a facelift, the Swifties are literally buying garbage, and Aotearoa New Zealand has received their first Michelin stars. </p><p></p><p>Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials! </p>yes00:15:16EP12: They Ruined Shrek and The Swifties Have Lost Their Minds Againfull<![CDATA[EP11: Love Actually is a F*ckboy Movie, Messi's New Dong Statue, and Corporate Psychosis]]>This week on The Bite! I dive in to the reflecting pool disaster in the US of A, Lionel Messi gets a gorgeous new statue, and I theorise about the connection between polyamory and 2000s romcoms.

Hungry for more? I doubt it! But if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

]]>ef8422b2-f1bb-4794-b6dd-130c99a2c8f4Wed, 01 Jul 2026 07:01:49 GMT<p>This week on The Bite! I dive in to the reflecting pool disaster in the US of A, Lionel Messi gets a gorgeous new statue, and I theorise about the connection between polyamory and 2000s romcoms. </p><p></p><p>Hungry for more? I doubt it! But if so follow @thebite_pod on socials! </p>yes00:18:33EP11: Love Actually is a F*ckboy Movie, Messi's New Dong Statue, and Corporate Psychosisfull<![CDATA[EP10: Double Digits!]]>This week on The Bite! We reach the first milestone in the history of The Bite Studios! DOUBLE DEEZYS!

ALSO: Cousin-f*cking streamers and their AI litter traps, why we need to stop injecting protein into everything, and lastly, Bonnie Blue's latest performance art project.

Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

]]>79cae963-9fa1-4765-9c0a-babee1991826Tue, 23 Jun 2026 06:42:44 GMT<p>This week on The Bite! We reach the first milestone in the history of The Bite Studios! DOUBLE DEEZYS!</p><p></p><p>ALSO: Cousin-f*cking streamers and their AI litter traps, why we need to stop injecting protein into everything, and lastly, Bonnie Blue's latest performance art project. </p><p></p><p>Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials! </p>yes00:17:37EP10: Double Digits!full<![CDATA[EP9: The Legendary Flu Episode]]>This week on The Bite! What I would do with a trillion dollars, why Jaws 4 has me all jazzed up, and college students are getting dumber; why sexy books could be the answer.

Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

]]>008d458f-94fa-449d-a5f3-faa09c186702Tue, 16 Jun 2026 07:12:49 GMT<p>This week on The Bite! What I would do with a trillion dollars, why Jaws 4 has me all jazzed up, and college students are getting dumber; why sexy books could be the answer.</p><p></p><p>Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!</p>yes00:18:44EP9: The Legendary Flu Episodefull<![CDATA[EP8: Vanilla Ice Saves America, Parasitic Ticketing Companies, and Post Malones Big Ass]]>This week on The Bite! I dive in to why your favourite artists are cancelling their shitty tours, how Vanilla Ice is the last man standing in the latest line of patriotic Americans, and how you can waste a ton of money getting nowhere on Tinder for Idiots (not the real name for legal purposes).

Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

]]>27c37d68-8762-41cc-ac1c-abfa9eeea830Wed, 10 Jun 2026 05:52:51 GMT<p>This week on The Bite! I dive in to why your favourite artists are cancelling their shitty tours, how Vanilla Ice is the last man standing in the latest line of patriotic Americans, and how you can waste a ton of money getting nowhere on Tinder for Idiots (not the real name for legal purposes).</p><p></p><p>Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!</p>yes00:15:28EP8: Vanilla Ice Saves America, Parasitic Ticketing Companies, and Post Malones Big Assfull<![CDATA[EP7: Homemade Psy-ops, Dog-Human Hybrids, and 5 Easy House Party Exit Strategies]]>This week on The Bite! I dive in to why video gamers are addicted to masturbating, how to avoid getting too drunk at parties this winter, and how a possibly human-dog experimental hybrid gave me a heart attack.

Hungry for more? Doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

]]>0537d22c-e0e1-49fa-9d2b-65777ac93ec4Sun, 07 Jun 2026 08:29:11 GMT<p>This week on The Bite! I dive in to why video gamers are addicted to masturbating, how to avoid getting too drunk at parties this winter, and how a possibly human-dog experimental hybrid gave me a heart attack.</p><p></p><p>Hungry for more? Doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials! </p>yes00:14:52EP7: Homemade Psy-ops, Dog-Human Hybrids, and 5 Easy House Party Exit Strategiesfull<![CDATA[EP6: Ethically Sourced Dick Pills, Googles Facelift, and the Fall of L&P]]>This week on The Bite! My guide to buying dick pills on the internet, why a once great kiwi beverage is now a shadow of its former self, and what the AI nerds are up to with your favourite search engine.

Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

]]>b6b4169a-dbd4-4998-9d91-6faa0480a1f0Wed, 27 May 2026 06:42:42 GMT<p>This week on The Bite! My guide to buying dick pills on the internet, why a once great kiwi beverage is now a shadow of its former self, and what the AI nerds are up to with your favourite search engine. </p><p></p><p>Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials! </p>no00:16:42EP6: Ethically Sourced Dick Pills, Googles Facelift, and the Fall of L&Pfull<![CDATA[EP5: An Angry Toilet, Weak Chocolate, and More AI Blunders]]>This week on The Bite! How my life was nearly destroyed by a sentient toilet, the crumbling facade of a beloved confectionery, and the effects of AI on the US education system.

Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!

]]>e297621a-bed4-44e3-b1d3-dfdde153923dTue, 19 May 2026 09:25:20 GMT<p>This week on The Bite! How my life was nearly destroyed by a sentient toilet, the crumbling facade of a beloved confectionery, and the effects of AI on the US education system.</p><p></p><p>Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so follow @thebite_pod on socials!</p>yes00:18:46EP5: An Angry Toilet, Weak Chocolate, and More AI Blundersfull<![CDATA[EP4: Creep Goggles, Flaccid Sandwiches, and Shitting Away Your Memories]]>This week on The Bite! The dark descent of a once great sandwich chain, defecating with such intensity you lose your memories, and why smart glasses have enabled the modern day peeping Tom.


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]]>46436aa5-6b24-49c5-a49f-542721ae387fMon, 11 May 2026 17:00:00 GMT<p>This week on The Bite! The dark descent of a once great sandwich chain, defecating with such intensity you lose your memories, and why smart glasses have enabled the modern day peeping Tom. </p><p><br />Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if so FOLLOW @thebite_pod on socials!</p>yes00:16:11EP4: Creep Goggles, Flaccid Sandwiches, and Shitting Away Your Memoriesfull<![CDATA[EP3: AI Models, Freaky Fitness, and Perverted Pet Food]]>This week on The Bite! How to know if you're being scammed by AI generated conservative instagram models, why pet food advertising is perverted, and footwear-based danger rankings of pub patrons.

Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if you are FOLLOW @thebite_pod!

]]>5a8d2e25-92e4-47e0-aca9-16c3d6e0c29fFri, 08 May 2026 03:55:57 GMT<p>This week on The Bite! How to know if you're being scammed by AI generated conservative instagram models, why pet food advertising is perverted, and footwear-based danger rankings of pub patrons.</p><p></p><p>Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if you are FOLLOW @thebite_pod!</p>yes00:14:58EP3: AI Models, Freaky Fitness, and Perverted Pet Foodfull<![CDATA[EP2: Cults, Pavlova, and a Very Sore Ass]]>This week on The Bite! Anus-adjacent bullfighting injuries, how to speed run your favourite fringe religion, the controversial return of Kanye West, and why Pavlova is for cowards.

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]]>4459472d-3033-4de6-8d68-93b424ec7d21Tue, 28 Apr 2026 17:00:00 GMT<p>This week on The Bite! Anus-adjacent bullfighting injuries, how to speed run your favourite fringe religion, the controversial return of Kanye West, and why Pavlova is for cowards. </p><p></p><p>Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if you are FOLLOW @thebite_pod!</p>yes00:16:08EP2: Cults, Pavlova, and a Very Sore Assfull<![CDATA[EP1: The Maiden Voyage]]>This week on The Bite! National Geographic's "white men at house parties", why Doordash is shaming you, and how to avoid urinating on your own feet.

Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if you are FOLLOW @thebite_pod!

]]>664b4d42-ff78-41fd-8f55-9b7dfc243cabMon, 20 Apr 2026 06:45:45 GMT<p>This week on The Bite! National Geographic's "white men at house parties", why Doordash is shaming you, and how to avoid urinating on your own feet.</p><p></p><p>Hungry for more? I doubt it, but if you are FOLLOW @thebite_pod! </p>yes00:15:0511EP1: The Maiden Voyagefull