Not a homie was thirsty—so first, grab your drink with speed.

The beer review’s bubbling, the cans give their cheer,

As we toast to the season and the end of the year.

Then onto rewatchable Christmas flicks we adore—

Those movies we’ve seen fifty times, yet still watch fifty more.

From Home Alone hijinks to Clark Griswold’s wild night,

We’ll debate which one truly hits just right.

I’ll take over entertainment, with stories and shows,

While Kozy’s on music, where everyone knows

He’ll drop jingles and bangers both festive and sweet—

Probably something he found at 2 a.m. on repeat.

Then Jake with the sports, giving news far and near—

Fantasy playoffs? Bowl games? Christmas Day NBA cheer?

He’ll break it all down, with that analyst flair,

And maybe a stat we pretend we knew was there.

Mojangles returns with a Would You Rather delight—

Christmas edition, so prepare… it won’t be polite.

(Reindeer wrestling or fruitcake eating? No clue.)

Whatever it is, you’re choosing… and losing too.

Then Kozy’s back grabbing our go-to food orders,

Mapping menus like Santa mapping world borders.

After that, we climb the great chimney cliffs

To carve out our Mt. Rushmore of Christmas Gifts.

We’ll sprinkle in a random segment—who knows what’s in store?

(At this point in the show, chaos is practically lore.)

And then, with a laugh and a final sweet sigh,

We’ll wrap up the Dadcast and bid you goodbye.

Then—cue the trumpets—we pay tribute to the man, the myth, the meme, the master of hustle, loyalty, and respect: JOHN CENA. We’ll reminisce about his legendary entrances, his jean shorts that defied physics, and the fact that you still can’t see him, even though he’s absolutely hosting this episode in spirit.

From there, I’ll climb to the top rope and leap into the entertainment segment, breaking down what’s new, what’s hot, and what absolutely body-slams our attention this week.

Next up, Kozy hits the ramp with the music segment, dropping audio elbows and suplexing our playlists into shape

then, we are gonna rushe the field for sports, including the high-stakes, high-anxiety Fantasy Football Semifinals, where dads around the world fight for glory, bragging rights, and the privilege of not finishing last.

Mojangles then steps forward with the mic and delivers his finishing move: Would You Rather, the only segment capable of making grown men wish for disqualification.

After that, we reveal our go-to order from whatever restaurant Kozy drafted for us this week

Next, we tag-team our Mt. Rushmore of Christmas Movies, chiseling out the most festive films ever to drop an emotional steel chair on our holiday hearts.

And finally, we finish with our new Random Segment, where anything can happen—swerves, heel turns, dad jokes, emotional promos, or... we might flip it upside down...

So tighten those wristbands, adjust those Jorts of Destiny, and cue that entrance music because…

THE FLIPPIN SWEET DADCAST IS COMING FOR YA, BROTHER!

Next up, we're throwing a wrench in the usual routine and flipping “Complaint of the Week” upside down. That’s right, we’ve entered the Right Side Up with Good News of the Week, where we celebrate something wholesome before we inevitably begin causing chaos.

Then I’m stepping into the spotlight—Entertainment Corner—and you already know what we’re diving into: Stranger Things. From Vecna’s villainy to Dad’s unofficial crush on Hopper’s mustache, we’re breaking down theories, favorite moments

After that, Kozy slides into the mix with the Music Segment, probably explaining why Kate Bush is suddenly on every dad playlist across America. Jake follows with Sports, where he’ll tell us which athletes could take down a demo-dog and which ones would get folded faster than Will’s bike.

Mo then drops in from the shadow realm with another Would You Rather, and knowing Mo, it’ll be something like: Would you rather fight a demogorgon with a spatula or be stuck in the Upside Down with no Wi-Fi? Truly terrifying options.

But wait—Kozy’s not done. He’s bringing the heat (possibly literally) with our Food Segment, where we munch, crunch, and dad-review something snacky enough to survive a Hawkins sleepover.

Our Mt. Rushmore this week? Oh, it’s festive. We’re carving out stone faces for our Go-To Christmas Shops, because nothing screams 80s dad joy like wandering Sears, Kmart, and RadioShack while pretending you totally know what you’re buying.

And finally… this is where things get interesting. To replace our classic “One Thing That Changed Our Lives,” we’re dropping a surprise brand-new segment. We won’t spoil it here, but let’s just say: it’s big, it’s bold, and it’s dad-approved. A total plot twist. Vecna-level twist. You’ve been warned.

From there, we waddle into a warm, gravy-soaked conversation about our Thanksgiving traditions — the foods, the chaos, the unspoken family rules, and the annual attempt to avoid political debates like they’re the last can of cranberry sauce. I’ll then lead the entertainment section, serving up a smorgasbord of movie and show takes you didn’t ask for, but definitely need.

Kozy hits us with his music segment — probably featuring at least one artist no one else at the table has heard of — before Jake gives us the sports rundown, where football and food comas collide in their natural habitat. Mo jumps in with a Would You Rather: Thanksgiving Edition, PLUS a special bonus round just to keep us on our toes and away from the leftovers.

Then Kozy keeps the feast going with our growing food segment, so loosen that belt a notch. After that, it’s time for the Mt. Rushmore of Thanksgiving Side Dishes, where friendships may be tested and casseroles may be disrespected. And finally, we wrap things up with one thing we’re thankful for, proving that beneath the dad jokes and the questionable takes… we really are just big softies with full hearts and even fuller plates.

We’ll kick things off with a Wicked beer review, where four dads attempt to describe hops with the confidence of wizards but the vocabulary of Munchkins.

After that, I'll takes the reins and lead us through the entertainment segment like a wizard behind a curtain. and probably a dad rant about why musicals secretly slap.

Kozy floats down in his shiny bubble to deliver the most POPULARRRR in music, sprinkling dad jokes and Glinda-level positivity all over the place, before Jake storms in like a flying monkey to catch us up on the latest in sports.

Then Mo hits us with a “Would You Rather” question guaranteed to divide the group harder than Team Elphaba vs. Team Glinda.

We’re keeping the magic going as Kozy continues our brand-new food segment, so get your orders ready because the wizard of snacks is in the building.

From there, we’ll launch into our Mt. Rushmore of cartoons, as we debate the true animated GOATs.

And finally, as always, we’ll wrap things up with one thing that changed our lives

We’ll kick things off with a beer review to warm our spirits before talking about that spongebob leaving the fridge open kind of weather that just hit. Then I will head up the entertainment section — and no shocker here — we’re diving back into the Upside Down with more Stranger Things talk,

Next, Kozy cranks up the heat with his music segment, thawing out our frozen hearts with some killer tunes. The boys take over the sports in Jakes absence, and

Then Mo hits us with another “Would You Rather” that’ll make us question all our dadly instincts before Kozy serves up a brand-new food segment

Our Mt. Rushmore this week? None other than our favorite cereals — because what’s more dad than scarfing down a big bowl of cereal for a midnight snack?

Finally, we’ll close things out with one thing that changed our lives, just to warm your hearts after all that winter dad energy.

Grab your flannel, crack open a cold one, and join the Flippin Sweet Dadcast — where the takes are colder than the weather but the laughs are always toasty.

Then we’ll ease our way through that magical time of year when Halloween decorations start fighting Christmas lights for front yard dominance. It’s the Great Holiday Crossover Event, and the dads are here for it! 👻➡️🎅

After that, Jeff brings us the always-relatable Complaint of the Week (we’re guessing it involves inflatables, tangled lights, or glitter). Then he slides right into his Entertainment Section, where he breaks down what’s binge-worthy or downright flippin’ terrible. 📺

Next up, Kozy takes over the aux cord for his Music Segment, dropping beats, dad wisdom, and probably at least one unnecessary pun. 🎶

Jake hits the field with our Sports Update, covering all the latest touchdowns, trades, and tales of fantasy heartbreak. 🏈

Then it’s time for Mo, the master of uncomfortable decisions, to deliver another Would You Rather—you know it’s going to be weird, wonderful, and probably involve food. 🤔

We’ll dive into our Horror Nights House Rankings, reliving the screams, laughs, and inevitable dad-jogs through the fog. Then it’s review time for Hammer and Nails, where we’ll share our brutally honest dad takes on the experience. 🔨💅

For our Mt. Rushmore, we’re carving out our Favorite Late Night TV Shows—expect a nostalgic trip through monologues, sketches, and musical guests that kept us up way past bedtime. 🗿📺

And finally, as always, we wrap things up with One Thing That Changed Our Lives—a sentimental closer to remind everyone that beneath the dad jokes and beer burps, we’ve got hearts of gold. 💛

Next, Jeff takes the lead for a special Halloween movie and show review, where we resurrect some classics and maybe curse a few flops. Koz will stir the cauldron of new tunes and share what’s haunting the music charts, before Jake digs up the latest in sports news — from monster matchups to spine-tingling stats.

We’ll cast our spells on this week’s four-leg parlay, hoping the gambling gods don’t ghost us again. Mo will creep in with a Halloween-themed “Would You Rather” that’ll have us howling.

Then it’s time to chow down with our Horror Nights food review and ranking, because what’s Halloween without some terrifyingly tasty treats? For our Mt. Rushmore, we’re drafting our favorite trick-or-treat candy and goodies, and finally, we’ll wrap things up with one thing that changed our lives — no jump scares, just dad wisdom.

So light the jack-o-lantern, grab your candy stash, and get ready — it’s gonna be a Flippin Sweet Halloween!

Mojangles hits us with another wild Would You Rather, and we continue our HHN food review series with some hauntingly good bites. For this week’s Mt. Rushmore, we’re ranking our favorite college traditions, and we’ll wrap things up with one thing that changed our lives.

It’s funny, chaotic, and 100% Dadcast energy—don’t miss it!

Koz takes the mic for a deep dive into Taylor Swift’s new album The Life of a Showgirl, plus a special concert review straight from Koz and Jake’s night out. Jake rounds things out with the latest trending sports news, including how our four-leg parlay actually hit (finally!).

We’ll check in on Mo and Jake’s friendly wager results, get weird with Mojangles’ Would You Rather, and spice it up with a local wing review as we continue our food journey. Then, it’s time to carve our Mt. Rushmore of favorite sauces before wrapping with the one thing that changed our lives this week.

Grab a drink, cue up the show, and get ready to laugh, argue, and get sauced with your favorite dads. 🍻