<![CDATA[Zero Momentum]]>Two generic white dudes talk about things that interest them. New episodes every Monday. Come for the jokes, stay for the sexual tension. Cheers!

]]>https://riverside.comRiverside.fm (https://riverside.com)Thu, 28 May 2026 15:09:36 GMTThu, 26 Mar 2026 03:06:10 GMT60Zero Momentum<p>Two generic white dudes talk about things that interest them. New episodes every Monday. Come for the jokes, stay for the sexual tension. Cheers!</p>episodicZero Momentumzachpaquet1995@gmail.comyes<![CDATA[Episode #9 - Bidets, Toilet Humor, Clean Butts]]>The conversation covers the bidet debate and the importance of cleanliness, as well as a discussion on tech preferences and updates. The bidet debate explores the use of bidets for cleanliness and the impact of bidet advertisements. The tech preferences and updates chapter delves into the discussion of phone updates, superpowers, and cooking recipes. The conversation delves into the anticipation of the upcoming football season, the enjoyment of internet musicians and content, and the humorous encounter with technical difficulties while sharing audio content. The conversation covers the topics of customer service and tipping, as well as the planning of challenges and contests for future podcast episodes. The discussion delves into the nuances of tipping, experiences with customer service, and the upcoming hot dog eating contest for the 10th episode.

Takeaways

  • Bidets for cleanliness
  • Tech preferences and updates Football season excitement
  • Internet musicians and content
  • Technical difficulties in sharing audio Customer service and tipping
  • Challenges and contests for podcast episodes

Chapters

  • 00:00 The Bidet Debate
  • 21:52 Football Season Anticipation
  • 41:28 Technical Difficulties and Humor
  • 01:04:28 Hot Dog Eating Contest
]]>4e5a7570-3c87-438b-9e98-21df19f443eaMon, 25 May 2026 10:00:00 GMT<p>The conversation covers the bidet debate and the importance of cleanliness, as well as a discussion on tech preferences and updates. The bidet debate explores the use of bidets for cleanliness and the impact of bidet advertisements. The tech preferences and updates chapter delves into the discussion of phone updates, superpowers, and cooking recipes. The conversation delves into the anticipation of the upcoming football season, the enjoyment of internet musicians and content, and the humorous encounter with technical difficulties while sharing audio content. The conversation covers the topics of customer service and tipping, as well as the planning of challenges and contests for future podcast episodes. The discussion delves into the nuances of tipping, experiences with customer service, and the upcoming hot dog eating contest for the 10th episode.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>Bidets for cleanliness</li><li>Tech preferences and updates Football season excitement</li><li>Internet musicians and content</li><li>Technical difficulties in sharing audio Customer service and tipping</li><li>Challenges and contests for podcast episodes</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 The Bidet Debate</li><li>21:52 Football Season Anticipation</li><li>41:28 Technical Difficulties and Humor</li><li>01:04:28 Hot Dog Eating Contest</li></ul>no01:07:46Episode #9 - Bidets, Toilet Humor, Clean Buttsfull<![CDATA[Episode #8 - Beer, Sports, and Geography]]>The Zero Momentum Podcast hosts discuss their love for craft beer and engage in a blind ranking of various beer brands. They also explore the idea of a drinking challenge for a milestone episode and share their thoughts on the difficulty of hitting a major league pitcher's ball in baseball. The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including sports, money, coaching, travel, and the perception of danger in different parts of the world. The hosts share their perspectives on various subjects, from professional sports to historical landmarks and societal perceptions. The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including geography, financial decisions, and hypothetical scenarios. The hosts discuss the value of money, financial advice, and the concept of living life over and over again. They also explore the idea of receiving money in exchange for unusual actions, such as eating candy-coated poop.

Takeaways

  • Craft beer preferences vary among individuals
  • Blind ranking of beer brands can be a fun and engaging activity
  • Hitting a major league pitcher's ball in baseball is extremely challenging Sports money and the business of professional sports are complex and often controversial.
  • The perception of danger in different parts of the world is influenced by media and personal experiences. Financial decisions and advice
  • Hypothetical scenarios and their implications
  • Unusual trade-offs and their ethical considerations

Chapters

  • 00:00 Craft Beer Love
  • 08:59 Drinking Challenge Discussion
  • 15:50 Hitting a Major League Pitcher's Ball
  • 38:30 Perception of Danger and Travel
  • 48:18 Geography and Financial Decisions
  • 01:02:38 Living Life Over and Over Again
]]>88b928ab-6fbf-4795-a279-75f48c690199Mon, 18 May 2026 10:00:00 GMT<p>The Zero Momentum Podcast hosts discuss their love for craft beer and engage in a blind ranking of various beer brands. They also explore the idea of a drinking challenge for a milestone episode and share their thoughts on the difficulty of hitting a major league pitcher's ball in baseball. The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including sports, money, coaching, travel, and the perception of danger in different parts of the world. The hosts share their perspectives on various subjects, from professional sports to historical landmarks and societal perceptions. The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including geography, financial decisions, and hypothetical scenarios. The hosts discuss the value of money, financial advice, and the concept of living life over and over again. They also explore the idea of receiving money in exchange for unusual actions, such as eating candy-coated poop.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>Craft beer preferences vary among individuals</li><li>Blind ranking of beer brands can be a fun and engaging activity</li><li>Hitting a major league pitcher's ball in baseball is extremely challenging Sports money and the business of professional sports are complex and often controversial.</li><li>The perception of danger in different parts of the world is influenced by media and personal experiences. Financial decisions and advice</li><li>Hypothetical scenarios and their implications</li><li>Unusual trade-offs and their ethical considerations</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 Craft Beer Love</li><li>08:59 Drinking Challenge Discussion</li><li>15:50 Hitting a Major League Pitcher's Ball</li><li>38:30 Perception of Danger and Travel</li><li>48:18 Geography and Financial Decisions</li><li>01:02:38 Living Life Over and Over Again</li></ul>yes01:10:548Episode #8 - Beer, Sports, and Geographyfull<![CDATA[Episode #7 - AI, Paint Drying, Hypotheticals]]>The conversation covers topics related to post-golf soreness, a hypothetical choice between golfing and watching paint dry as a profession, and the use of AI for efficiency in content creation. The conversation covers parenting challenges, navigating social situations with kids, child development and milestones, and content creation and social media engagement. The hosts share personal experiences and insights related to these themes, providing a comprehensive exploration of each topic. The conversation covers content creation strategies and hypothetical scenarios, providing insights into creative approaches and thought-provoking hypothetical situations.

Takeaways

  • Physical activity soreness
  • Golf vs. watching paint dry
  • AI and efficiency Parenting challenges
  • Content creation and social media engagement Content creation strategies
  • Hypothetical scenarios

Chapters

  • 00:00 Post-Golf Soreness
  • 07:16 AI and Efficiency
  • 22:57 Parenting Challenges and Awkward Situations
  • 28:08 Child Development and Milestones
  • 33:33 Content Creation and Social Media Engagement
  • 48:04 Content Creation Strategies
]]>53708b65-18b3-41d1-aa52-3dc2ab2b6a12Mon, 11 May 2026 10:00:00 GMT<p>The conversation covers topics related to post-golf soreness, a hypothetical choice between golfing and watching paint dry as a profession, and the use of AI for efficiency in content creation. The conversation covers parenting challenges, navigating social situations with kids, child development and milestones, and content creation and social media engagement. The hosts share personal experiences and insights related to these themes, providing a comprehensive exploration of each topic. The conversation covers content creation strategies and hypothetical scenarios, providing insights into creative approaches and thought-provoking hypothetical situations.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>Physical activity soreness</li><li>Golf vs. watching paint dry</li><li>AI and efficiency Parenting challenges</li><li>Content creation and social media engagement Content creation strategies</li><li>Hypothetical scenarios</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 Post-Golf Soreness</li><li>07:16 AI and Efficiency</li><li>22:57 Parenting Challenges and Awkward Situations</li><li>28:08 Child Development and Milestones</li><li>33:33 Content Creation and Social Media Engagement</li><li>48:04 Content Creation Strategies</li></ul>yes01:08:267Episode #7 - AI, Paint Drying, Hypotheticalsfull<![CDATA[Episode #6 - Fitness, Scams, Fried Chicken]]>The Zero Momentum podcast kicks off with a lighthearted introduction between the hosts, IBeholy and Zach, discussing the hypothetical scenario of adding a zero to anything and the resulting consequences. The conversation then transitions to a discussion about the evolution of artists and the impact of personal struggles on their creative work. The conversation covers a range of topics including drinking challenges, post-marathon indulgence, fitness challenge preparation, online scams, and listener feedback and support. The discussion delves into the dynamics of alcohol consumption, self-control, indulging in unhealthy food, preparing for a fitness challenge, online scams, cybersecurity, and spousal support for the podcast. The conversation covered a range of hypothetical scenarios and personal preferences, including a 'Would You Rather' dilemma, a morally challenging choice, a discussion on sunburn vs. perpetual itch, and a fast food fried chicken tier list. The hosts explored the decision-making process, personal experiences, and ethical considerations throughout the conversation.

Takeaways

  • Hypothetical scenarios can lead to entertaining and engaging conversations
  • Artists' personal struggles can influence the evolution of their creative work Balancing indulgence with health and fitness
  • Awareness of online scams and cybersecurity measures Hypothetical scenarios can lead to thought-provoking discussions
  • Personal experiences and preferences influence decision-making
  • Ethical dilemmas prompt introspection and reflection

Chapters

  • 00:00 Zero Momentum Podcast Introduction
  • 26:49 Beer Challenge and Artistic Evolution
  • 32:34 Fitness Challenge Preparation
  • 49:48 Listener Feedback and Support
  • 56:02 Morally Challenging Dilemma: Choking vs. Assassination
  • 01:03:23 Fast Food Fried Chicken Tier List
]]>179d2590-fefb-469e-a5de-26a556808981Mon, 04 May 2026 10:00:00 GMT<p>The Zero Momentum podcast kicks off with a lighthearted introduction between the hosts, IBeholy and Zach, discussing the hypothetical scenario of adding a zero to anything and the resulting consequences. The conversation then transitions to a discussion about the evolution of artists and the impact of personal struggles on their creative work. The conversation covers a range of topics including drinking challenges, post-marathon indulgence, fitness challenge preparation, online scams, and listener feedback and support. The discussion delves into the dynamics of alcohol consumption, self-control, indulging in unhealthy food, preparing for a fitness challenge, online scams, cybersecurity, and spousal support for the podcast. The conversation covered a range of hypothetical scenarios and personal preferences, including a 'Would You Rather' dilemma, a morally challenging choice, a discussion on sunburn vs. perpetual itch, and a fast food fried chicken tier list. The hosts explored the decision-making process, personal experiences, and ethical considerations throughout the conversation.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>Hypothetical scenarios can lead to entertaining and engaging conversations</li><li>Artists' personal struggles can influence the evolution of their creative work Balancing indulgence with health and fitness</li><li>Awareness of online scams and cybersecurity measures Hypothetical scenarios can lead to thought-provoking discussions</li><li>Personal experiences and preferences influence decision-making</li><li>Ethical dilemmas prompt introspection and reflection</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 Zero Momentum Podcast Introduction</li><li>26:49 Beer Challenge and Artistic Evolution</li><li>32:34 Fitness Challenge Preparation</li><li>49:48 Listener Feedback and Support</li><li>56:02 Morally Challenging Dilemma: Choking vs. Assassination</li><li>01:03:23 Fast Food Fried Chicken Tier List</li></ul>yes01:12:386Episode #6 - Fitness, Scams, Fried Chickenfull<![CDATA[Episode #5 - Dad Hobbies, Augusta, Sports]]>The hosts discuss blind ranking dad hobbies, the difficulty of golfing at Augusta, the competitive nature of golf, and their preferences for sports like hockey and football. The conversation covers a range of topics, from sports and personal anecdotes to hypothetical scenarios and name preferences. The hosts discuss the value of teachers, the challenges of remote learning, and the impact of COVID-19 on education. They also explore the significance of names and the dynamics of personal relationships. The conversation ends with a motivational quote about hard work and success.

Takeaways

  • Blind ranking dad hobbies
  • The competitive nature of golf
  • The excitement of live hockey games The value of teachers and the challenges they face
  • The impact of COVID-19 on education and remote learning

Chapters

  • 00:00 Blind Ranking Dad Hobbies
  • 05:57 The Competitive Nature of Golf
  • 31:59 The Excitement of Live Hockey Games
  • 41:33 The Role of Teachers
  • 53:38 Name Preferences and Personal Anecdotes
  • 59:44 Motivational Quote
]]>d7322340-d50c-4df0-9fb0-96fe0a3c6ab8Mon, 27 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT<p>The hosts discuss blind ranking dad hobbies, the difficulty of golfing at Augusta, the competitive nature of golf, and their preferences for sports like hockey and football. The conversation covers a range of topics, from sports and personal anecdotes to hypothetical scenarios and name preferences. The hosts discuss the value of teachers, the challenges of remote learning, and the impact of COVID-19 on education. They also explore the significance of names and the dynamics of personal relationships. The conversation ends with a motivational quote about hard work and success.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>Blind ranking dad hobbies</li><li>The competitive nature of golf</li><li>The excitement of live hockey games The value of teachers and the challenges they face</li><li>The impact of COVID-19 on education and remote learning</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 Blind Ranking Dad Hobbies</li><li>05:57 The Competitive Nature of Golf</li><li>31:59 The Excitement of Live Hockey Games</li><li>41:33 The Role of Teachers</li><li>53:38 Name Preferences and Personal Anecdotes</li><li>59:44 Motivational Quote</li></ul>yes01:00:135Episode #5 - Dad Hobbies, Augusta, Sportsfull<![CDATA[Episode #4 - Would You Reset Your Life?]]>The conversation begins with an introduction and lighthearted banter between the co-hosts. It then transitions into a lively debate about the superiority of iPhones over Androids for the common man. The discussion delves into user experience, customization, and the future of technology, particularly smart glasses. The impact of technology on daily life is a recurring theme throughout the conversation. The conversation covers a range of topics, from the bizarre news of a quadruple amputee cornhole player to discussions about Neuralink, advertising, sports, life reflections, and the concept of restarting life at a random age. The hosts also reflect on their podcast journey and analytics, sharing insights and experiences.

Takeaways

  • iPhone vs Android debate
  • Impact of technology on daily life Unpredictable Life Events
  • Positive Outlook on Life
  • Podcast Analytics

Chapters

  • 00:00 Introduction and Co-host Banter
  • 05:46 The Future of Technology and Smart Glasses
  • 35:01 The Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Player
  • 46:18 Sports and Life Reflections
  • 58:02 Restarting Life at a Random Age
  • 01:03:06 Podcast Journey and Analytics
]]>e66c6fe3-f767-4097-b9af-7939658dfadeMon, 20 Apr 2026 10:00:00 GMT<p>The conversation begins with an introduction and lighthearted banter between the co-hosts. It then transitions into a lively debate about the superiority of iPhones over Androids for the common man. The discussion delves into user experience, customization, and the future of technology, particularly smart glasses. The impact of technology on daily life is a recurring theme throughout the conversation. The conversation covers a range of topics, from the bizarre news of a quadruple amputee cornhole player to discussions about Neuralink, advertising, sports, life reflections, and the concept of restarting life at a random age. The hosts also reflect on their podcast journey and analytics, sharing insights and experiences.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>iPhone vs Android debate</li><li>Impact of technology on daily life Unpredictable Life Events</li><li>Positive Outlook on Life</li><li>Podcast Analytics</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 Introduction and Co-host Banter</li><li>05:46 The Future of Technology and Smart Glasses</li><li>35:01 The Quadruple Amputee Cornhole Player</li><li>46:18 Sports and Life Reflections</li><li>58:02 Restarting Life at a Random Age</li><li>01:03:06 Podcast Journey and Analytics</li></ul>yes01:04:444Episode #4 - Would You Reset Your Life?full<![CDATA[Episode #3 - Half Marathon & Goofing Off]]>Aubrey and Zach share their experience of completing a half marathon, discussing the physical and mental challenges they faced. The victory, the race experience, the final stretch, and reflections on future plans are the key themes of their conversation. The conversation covers post-marathon reflections, future fitness challenges, and a lighthearted segment on mad libs and breakfast food ranking. The speakers reflect on their marathon experience, discuss the mental toughness required, and express their willingness to take on future fitness challenges. Additionally, they engage in a fun activity of mad libs and rank breakfast foods, sharing personal preferences and memories.

Takeaways

  • Half marathon experience
  • Physical and mental challenges Mental toughness
  • Fitness challenges

Chapters

  • 00:00 The Half Marathon Victory
  • 17:57 The Final Stretch
  • 31:02 Reflections and Future Plans
  • 40:32 Post-Marathon Reflections and Future Fitness Challenges
  • 50:25 Mad Libs and Breakfast Food Ranking
]]>27bfc3b0-27ef-4190-9c08-ff581ccc7a4cMon, 13 Apr 2026 11:00:00 GMT<p>Aubrey and Zach share their experience of completing a half marathon, discussing the physical and mental challenges they faced. The victory, the race experience, the final stretch, and reflections on future plans are the key themes of their conversation. The conversation covers post-marathon reflections, future fitness challenges, and a lighthearted segment on mad libs and breakfast food ranking. The speakers reflect on their marathon experience, discuss the mental toughness required, and express their willingness to take on future fitness challenges. Additionally, they engage in a fun activity of mad libs and rank breakfast foods, sharing personal preferences and memories.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>Half marathon experience</li><li>Physical and mental challenges Mental toughness</li><li>Fitness challenges</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 The Half Marathon Victory</li><li>17:57 The Final Stretch</li><li>31:02 Reflections and Future Plans</li><li>40:32 Post-Marathon Reflections and Future Fitness Challenges</li><li>50:25 Mad Libs and Breakfast Food Ranking</li></ul>yes01:05:203Episode #3 - Half Marathon & Goofing Offfull<![CDATA[Episode #2 - Way Too Much Toilet Humor]]>Aubrey and Zach discuss the ongoing hockey game, funny hockey player names, and Zach's allergic reaction to pest control chemicals. They also talk about their upcoming half marathon and their future fitness goals. The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including running marathons, home gyms, rural vs. city living, and a series of 'would you rather' questions. The hosts discuss their preferences, experiences, and hypothetical scenarios, providing insights into their personalities and perspectives. The conversation explores the concept of isolation for a year without internet access in exchange for $50 million. It also delves into the decision between receiving a million dollars immediately or earning $100 for every strike in bowling over a year. Additionally, it features a humorous commentary on social media content and the dedication of individuals to their unique online personas.

Takeaways

  • Comradery and competitive spirit in fitness challenges
  • Discussion of future fitness goals and activities Running marathons and participating in races often require unique admission processes, such as submitting handwritten letters.
  • Setting up a home gym can be cost-effective and convenient, especially in rural areas with limited access to fitness facilities.
  • The choice between rural and city living depends on individual preferences and lifestyle needs, with considerations for social interaction, space, and activities.
  • The 'would you rather' questions prompt thought-provoking and humorous discussions, revealing the hosts' decision-making processes and values. Isolation for a year without internet access for $50 million is a mentally challenging prospect.
  • Earning $100 for every strike in bowling over a year can be a lucrative opportunity, but comes with its own challenges.

Chapters

  • 00:00 Half Marathon and Future Fitness Goals
  • 24:48 Running Marathons and Admission Processes
  • 39:34 Social Interaction and 'Would You Rather' Questions
  • 48:49 Mental Health and Isolation Challenges
  • 55:16 Exploring Social Media Content
]]>1c36b4d7-3764-434d-b0ac-6980cd41b427Mon, 06 Apr 2026 20:33:00 GMT<p>Aubrey and Zach discuss the ongoing hockey game, funny hockey player names, and Zach's allergic reaction to pest control chemicals. They also talk about their upcoming half marathon and their future fitness goals. The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including running marathons, home gyms, rural vs. city living, and a series of 'would you rather' questions. The hosts discuss their preferences, experiences, and hypothetical scenarios, providing insights into their personalities and perspectives. The conversation explores the concept of isolation for a year without internet access in exchange for $50 million. It also delves into the decision between receiving a million dollars immediately or earning $100 for every strike in bowling over a year. Additionally, it features a humorous commentary on social media content and the dedication of individuals to their unique online personas.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>Comradery and competitive spirit in fitness challenges</li><li>Discussion of future fitness goals and activities Running marathons and participating in races often require unique admission processes, such as submitting handwritten letters.</li><li>Setting up a home gym can be cost-effective and convenient, especially in rural areas with limited access to fitness facilities.</li><li>The choice between rural and city living depends on individual preferences and lifestyle needs, with considerations for social interaction, space, and activities.</li><li>The 'would you rather' questions prompt thought-provoking and humorous discussions, revealing the hosts' decision-making processes and values. Isolation for a year without internet access for $50 million is a mentally challenging prospect.</li><li>Earning $100 for every strike in bowling over a year can be a lucrative opportunity, but comes with its own challenges.</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 Half Marathon and Future Fitness Goals</li><li>24:48 Running Marathons and Admission Processes</li><li>39:34 Social Interaction and 'Would You Rather' Questions</li><li>48:49 Mental Health and Isolation Challenges</li><li>55:16 Exploring Social Media Content</li></ul>yes01:05:402Episode #2 - Way Too Much Toilet Humorfull<![CDATA[Episode #1 - Get To Know Your Hosts]]>The conversation begins with an introduction and a discussion about a long-term friendship, followed by a conversation about content creation and podcasting. The hosts then delve into the topic of life after 30s and family, and finally, they discuss their half marathon training and the challenges they face. The conversation covers the challenges and rewards of training for a half marathon, the impact of training on family life, the evolution of running ability, reflections on running and weight loss, the decision to not pursue a full marathon, a blind ranking of fast food restaurants, and closing remarks with a quote.

Takeaways

  • Long-term friendship
  • Content creation and podcasting
  • Life after 30s and family
  • Half marathon training and challenges Training for a half marathon requires dedication and intentional time management.
  • The experience of training for a half marathon can lead to personal growth and self-discovery.

Chapters

  • 00:00 Introduction and Friendship
  • 06:15 Life After 30s and Family
  • 31:45 The Challenge of Training
  • 37:22 The Benefits of Cardiovascular Fitness
  • 44:56 The Decision to Not Pursue a Full Marathon
  • 56:48 Closing Remarks and Quote
]]>5e8611be-2db5-4342-89f3-d87f2cf25a33Sun, 29 Mar 2026 23:22:48 GMT<p>The conversation begins with an introduction and a discussion about a long-term friendship, followed by a conversation about content creation and podcasting. The hosts then delve into the topic of life after 30s and family, and finally, they discuss their half marathon training and the challenges they face. The conversation covers the challenges and rewards of training for a half marathon, the impact of training on family life, the evolution of running ability, reflections on running and weight loss, the decision to not pursue a full marathon, a blind ranking of fast food restaurants, and closing remarks with a quote.</p><p></p><p>Takeaways</p><ul><li>Long-term friendship</li><li>Content creation and podcasting</li><li>Life after 30s and family</li><li>Half marathon training and challenges Training for a half marathon requires dedication and intentional time management.</li><li>The experience of training for a half marathon can lead to personal growth and self-discovery.</li></ul><p></p><p>Chapters</p><ul><li>00:00 Introduction and Friendship</li><li>06:15 Life After 30s and Family</li><li>31:45 The Challenge of Training</li><li>37:22 The Benefits of Cardiovascular Fitness</li><li>44:56 The Decision to Not Pursue a Full Marathon</li><li>56:48 Closing Remarks and Quote</li></ul>yes00:54:381Episode #1 - Get To Know Your Hostsfull